The Jeff Bezos thread

Rotten

Robin
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

I would Imagine that Jobs' wife is richer.

Kudos to Mrs Bezos, she bore him four children and kept her body in shape, staying attractive well into her middle age. In the official Amazon mythologies, she supported her husband's exit from comfortable salaried jobs and into the uncertain startup world. She deserves credit for that.

She seems to have chopped of her hair sometime in the last year, which is always a sign of the end of a marriage.

She'll get a rich divorce settlement, but she deserves such a settlement.
 

BaatumMania

 
Banned
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

"If only he had a head full of hair, took steroids, got a penis enlargement surgery and did all the cooking then he would still be married"
 

Thomas More

Hummingbird
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Rotten said:
I would Imagine that Jobs' wife is richer.

Kudos to Mrs Bezos, she bore him four children and kept her body in shape, staying attractive well into her middle age. In the official Amazon mythologies, she supported her husband's exit from comfortable salaried jobs and into the uncertain startup world. She deserves credit for that.

She seems to have chopped of her hair sometime in the last year, which is always a sign of the end of a marriage.

She'll get a rich divorce settlement, but she deserves such a settlement.

Jeff Bezos is worth $127 billion. I agree a wife that is supportive from her husband's youth up through middle age deserves a good divorce settlement, especially if he is leaving her for a younger woman. However, she doesn't deserve half his fortune as has happen in several high profile cases with rich men. She didn't earn half that money.

In a case like this, she should get a few billion, which is enough to live absolutely the highest possible jet set lifestyle, and still give away tons of money to various charities. She should not receive so much of his money that his fortune is dismantled.
 

eradicator

Peacock
Agnostic
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

She'll get a rich divorce settlement, but she deserves such a settlement.

Bollocks. She doesn’t deserve half. If it was 20% maybe. But 50%?

On the other hand, fuck Jeff Bezos and the Washington post
 

BaatumMania

 
Banned
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Well if she gets half then it would probably be mainly in Amazon stock. Unless somehow she gets a Demigod lawyer who forces Bezos to pay her in cash (which means he would have to crash the price of Amazon stock lol - would be lulzy to see a booming company go stagnate and decline over a sole woman).
 

jeffreyjerpp

Kingfisher
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Rotten said:
She'll get a rich divorce settlement, but she deserves such a settlement.

Jeff Bezos: Obsessively built the world's most valuable company through a combination of genius, ruthlessness, and hard work. Created thousands of millionaires and transformed retail business in the process.

His wife: Married Jeff Bezos.

One of these people "deserves" to be a multi billionaire. The other happened to get extremely lucky (and should have invested in breast implants).
 

Barron

 
Banned
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

This is one of those situations where legal proceedings are completely unnecessary.
As much of a globalist sellout that Bezos is, his wife was with him for 25 years, well before the cash, and gave him four kids. He's going to take good care of her and the kids to the end of days. Even 1% is a ridiculous sum...
 

Paracelsus

Crow
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

RoastBeefCurtains4Me said:
Jeff Bezos is worth $127 billion. ... She didn't earn half that money.

On the other hand, neither did Jeff. Let's be real, that son of a bitch earned his money by dumping against just about every retail business in the US and the world.

The commencement of the "Long period of exploration and loving trial separation" will probably correlate very closely to when Jeff started lifting.

Kudos to Mrs Bezos, she bore him four children and kept her body in shape, staying attractive well into her middle age.

lolwut?

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Tell me again how she "bore" him four children. The two on the left are probably Jeff's since they seem to have the same unfortunate genetics as he does, but that kid on the right looks like it had the same father as the one in the middle. And there's no way she "raised" these four kids in the sense of ever having to wash a dirty kid's ass for herself or wash the kids' clothes, that's fucking maids doing all that. She's a "novelist", i.e. someone with a shitload of free time on her hands. And she asked him out.

Either way, this divorce is never going to court. Jeff would have to answer to the fact he's been found to have lied to Federal Courts in the past, that shit is gold for divorce lawyers.
 

The Beast1

Peacock
Orthodox Inquirer
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

The daughter was adopted from China. All three boys are his.

25 years is respectible for a marriage length. She carried his whiny ass through the dotcom start up probably cooking, cleaning, a few pregnancies, and being the sole bread winner while his paycheck was uncertain.

She upheld her end of the bargain while Jeffrey didn't. She deserves half.
 

Enoch

Hummingbird
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

The Beast1 said:
The daughter was adopted from China. All three boys are his.

25 years is respectible for a marriage length. She carried his whiny ass through the dotcom start up probably cooking, cleaning, a few pregnancies, and being the sole bread winner while his paycheck was uncertain.

She upheld her end of the bargain while Jeffrey didn't. She deserves half.

She deserves half? Have I been redirected from the Roosh V forum to Jezebel?
 

BaatumMania

 
Banned
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Where can I sign up for the whole cooking / fucking and getting half a billionaire's net worth decades later? #NoHomo #ThisRooshOrJezebel?
 

The Beast1

Peacock
Orthodox Inquirer
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Enoch said:
She deserves half? Have I been redirected from the Roosh V forum to Jezebel?

BaatumMania said:
Where can I sign up for the whole cooking / fucking and getting half a billionaire's net worth decades later? #NoHomo #ThisRooshOrJezebel?

Did you two get married and have a wife carry your asses through an untried start up while you weren't taking a paycheck with kids?

Oh you haven't, because you two were smart enough to understand you don't have the chops and maturity to maintain a marriage till death.

No offense, but Jeff's the one who left this marriage. Not his wife through being a demanding cunt, cheating, getting fat, or lazy. He deserves the outcome.

What do you think would happen in the past if a man abandoned his wife? The community would shun him for being a deadbeat. If he was rich enough, he was forced to take care of her .

If you don't have the balls to stay married for life, don't do it. See how easy that was?
 

Syberpunk

Pelican
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

I'd imagine he'll be choosing standard delivery on the divorce papers, nobody wants to use Prime in this situation.
 

Paracelsus

Crow
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

BaatumMania said:
Where can I sign up for the whole cooking / fucking and getting half a billionaire's net worth decades later? #NoHomo #ThisRooshOrJezebel?

Get a time machine, go back and talk to Eddie Murphy circa 1985, he knew what this shit was back then:

 

kaotic

Owl
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Sounds like it was amicable from what I was reading, they both said that if asked to do it all over again, they would.

Both are gonna be okay after the divorce settlement.

We don't know what went on in that household, how the family was (nuclear or not), and how the children were raised.
 
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