The Jeff Bezos thread

jordypip23

Ostrich
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

MrLemon said:
LowerCaseG said:
Say whatever you want about this woman but obviously she is quite skilled in making men feel something unique both mentally and physically. As far as I am concerned, game recognized Ms. Sanchez. She should be getting the toast of scotch GIF from this forum.

Bezos is the ultimate beta Silicon Valley titan. He's a death dealing monster in the boardroom with his flunkies, but confronted by this witchy woman, he dissolves into a puddle of goo. 25 years of marriage to Mrs. Boringpants has left him with low-T and he needs to find a new solution.

After the divorce he'll marry Witchy Woman and she'll be set for the rest of her life.

Very true. Her own friends have commented to the media that Jeff Bezos would be a YUGE idiot to marry the broad.
 

MrLemon

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

jordypip23 said:
MrLemon said:
LowerCaseG said:
Say whatever you want about this woman but obviously she is quite skilled in making men feel something unique both mentally and physically. As far as I am concerned, game recognized Ms. Sanchez. She should be getting the toast of scotch GIF from this forum.

Bezos is the ultimate beta Silicon Valley titan. He's a death dealing monster in the boardroom with his flunkies, but confronted by this witchy woman, he dissolves into a puddle of goo. 25 years of marriage to Mrs. Boringpants has left him with low-T and he needs to find a new solution.

After the divorce he'll marry Witchy Woman and she'll be set for the rest of her life.

Very true. Her own friends have commented to the media that Jeff Bezos would be a YUGE idiot to marry the broad.

Mid-life crisis. It's a real thing.
 

billbudsocket

Robin
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Yikes, check out the man jaw on his chick:
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Swordfish1010

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Emancipator said:
Roosh said:
Theory: the divorce is an exit strategy and Amazon stock is about to implode

That's how Lou Pai of Enron avoided insider trading, divorced his wife and married a stripper.

"To satisfy the financial terms of his divorce settlement, Pai cashed-out approximately $250 million of his Enron stock —just months before the company's stock price dramatically collapsed, and it filed for bankruptcy protection"

"This early sell-off of Enron stock had the fortuitous benefit of shielding Pai from the same insider trading charges leveled against other Enron executives (who had also secretly sold-off large amounts of stock, before the company's ruinous finances were publicly known)."

"court ordered" stock sale

lol we studied this case in business school and I remember this guy
 

Swordfish1010

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

jeffreyjerpp said:
BaatumMania said:
1. Men and women don't walk around in bathing suits in public 24/7.
2. Jeff Bezos lives in Medina Washington (the state North of Oregon). And imagine this women moved there to be around him. Check out the weather in Medina: no one is wearing paper thin dresses or bathing suits in that climate (lol).

You know for a 100% fact both Bezos' Wife and Mistress are probably going outside 6 days of the week wearing some trashy American blue jeans and some GAP-style Hoodie. If not winter gear because Medina is dropping to near zero now.


To me my mind is blown that the richest man on Earth wants to live in a 2nd tier city like Bellevue with rainy cold weather. I mean Bill Gates was slightly (undiagnosed) autistic so that could be explained but why would Bezos follow him there? LOL

I am not sure if this is a troll post or what.

Bellevue is routinely ranked as one the best places to live in the US, and home to many Fortune 500 companies. It is loaded with rich people (for example, Jeff Bezos) and directly next to Seattle.

And I highly doubt Jeff Bezos' wife (now the worlds richest woman) or his mistress are walking around in Gap and hoodies. Even if the mistress is, her body is great, and would look amazing in form fitting clothing.
The PNW is filled with unattractive fatties.

No idea how this area is popular.
 

Caduceus

Pelican
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Roosh said:
His girlfriend has a huge clitoris:


Just like roast beef pussy lips, an enlarged clit is usually a sign that a woman has had a lot of sexual partners, or frequently uses sex toys.
 

Emancipator

Hummingbird
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Good on the brit rags for keeping up with Bezos, American media silent for they do not want to hurt the WaPo's master
 
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

I'm surprised this has not been mentioned yet, as it's top news on many news sites:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/83803...f-bezos-nude-photos-lauren-sanchez-blackmail/

Basically: Bezos is accusing the National Enquirer owner of blackmail, claiming that the NE owner, David Pecker, told Bezos to cancel his probe into how his sordid text messages got released, or he would release the graphic pictures associated with Bezos and Sanchez. Ie, his dick pics and Sanchez simulating felatio on a cigar (how original).

Bezos wrote a nice little screed on Medium.com about the alleged blackmale. His tone is utterly narcissistic and aloof, as one would expect from such a chode. He takes the wonderfully arrogant argument of "if this could happen to me, the richest most awesome man in the world, think about what normal people have to go through during internet cyber blackmail!" - as if his business practices have not economically devastated millions, or even addressing the fact he was loose and irresponsible in his behavior.

Anyway, this drama is awesome because it makes him seem like even more like a man with poor judgement, bringing ridiculous and unnecessary drama around him. He has officially become a desperate buffoon.

However, that said, what DID surprise me, was the incredible lengths the psycophantic media are going to change the narrative on Bezos. Now, instead of being a philandering simping child, he's the righteous victim cyberbullying and blackmail - fighting on behalf of all of us! Lawrence O'Donnell on MSNBC was particularly egregious in this regard. We all knew this but it's worth repeating: the media has no shame, and the elites have no soul.

If there is any silver lining here, I highly doubt people are going to fall for this nonsense. There's already rising pushback about Amazon's upcoming move to NYC. Would be awesome to see that fall through.
 

Days of Broken Arrows

Crow
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Robert High Hawk said:
I'm surprised this has not been mentioned yet, as it's top news on many news sites:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/83803...f-bezos-nude-photos-lauren-sanchez-blackmail/

Basically: Bezos is accusing the National Enquirer owner of blackmail, claiming that the NE owner, David Pecker, told Bezos to cancel his probe into how his sordid text messages got released, or he would release the graphic pictures associated with Bezos and Sanchez. Ie, his dick pics and Sanchez simulating felatio on a cigar (how original).

Bezos wrote a nice little screed on Medium.com about the alleged blackmale. His tone is utterly narcissistic and aloof, as one would expect from such a chode. He takes the wonderfully arrogant argument of "if this could happen to me, the richest most awesome man in the world, think about what normal people have to go through during internet cyber blackmail!" - as if his business practices have not economically devastated millions, or even addressing the fact he was loose and irresponsible in his behavior.

Anyway, this drama is awesome because it makes him seem like even more like a man with poor judgement, bringing ridiculous and unnecessary drama around him. He has officially become a desperate buffoon.

However, that said, what DID surprise me, was the incredible lengths the psycophantic media are going to change the narrative on Bezos. Now, instead of being a philandering simping child, he's the righteous victim cyberbullying and blackmail - fighting on behalf of all of us! Lawrence O'Donnell on MSNBC was particularly egregious in this regard. We all knew this but it's worth repeating: the media has no shame, and the elites have no soul.

If there is any silver lining here, I highly doubt people are going to fall for this nonsense. There's already rising pushback about Amazon's upcoming move to NYC. Would be awesome to see that fall through.

Exactly.

"How dare you call me on sending dick picks to my mistress while I had a wife and kids at home! Have you no shame?"

Hopefully, the public will see this for what it is. Also, why did Bezos decide to write this for Medium? His writing couldn't cut it for the Washington Post?
 

RexImperator

Crow
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Now, instead of being a philandering simping child, he's the righteous victim cyberbullying and blackmail - fighting on behalf of all of us!

It’s the Trump angle that has the press excited.
 
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