The Jeff Bezos thread

BaatumMania

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

jeffreyjerpp said:
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She is really fucking hot. If this woman worked in your office, I guarantee you'd have obsessive, masturbatory fantasies about the hard bodied latina milf a few cubicles down. No question.

A couple problems with your theory

1. Men and women don't walk around in bathing suits in public 24/7.
2. Jeff Bezos lives in Medina Washington (the state North of Oregon). And imagine this women moved there to be around him. Check out the weather in Medina: no one is wearing paper thin dresses or bathing suits in that climate (lol).

You know for a 100% fact both Bezos' Wife and Mistress are probably going outside 6 days of the week wearing some trashy American blue jeans and some GAP-style Hoodie. If not winter gear because Medina is dropping to near zero now.


To me my mind is blown that the richest man on Earth wants to live in a 2nd tier city like Bellevue with rainy cold weather. I mean Bill Gates was slightly (undiagnosed) autistic so that could be explained but why would Bezos follow him there? LOL
 

Teutatis

Pelican
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

jeffreyjerpp said:
Past her prime, maybe. But the guys on this forum acting like she's not hot, or easily capable of seducing someone like Bezos, are deluded, and ignorant of history. If someone here is banging a girl right now with a better body than Sanchez's, feel free to prove it:

She is really fucking hot. If this woman worked in your office, I guarantee you'd have obsessive, masturbatory fantasies about the hard bodied latina milf a few cubicles down. No question.

She also has sexy and exciting hobbies. Did you know she's a helicopter pilot? This is on top of hanging out with the power elite of Hollywood and keeping her perfect body with a gym routine.

But these things pale compared to her life experience. Not all women spend their lives the typical way, getting banged by a couple chads, then gaining weight and spitting out babies for a beta male, drowning their sorrows in ice cream and reality TV.

Ms. Sanchez is clearly quite special. She's a learner, and her story is reminiscent of one of the most famous seductresses in history (I originally read about Diane de Poitiers in the excellent "Art of Seduction" by Robert Greene):

"Diane de Poitiers (3 September 1499 – 25 April 1566) was a French noblewoman and a prominent courtier at the courts of King Francis I of France and his son, Henry II. She became notorious as King Henry's chief mistress and in this role she wielded much influence and power at the French Court, which continued until Henry was mortally wounded in a tournament accident. It was during that tournament that his lance wore her favour (ribbon) rather than his wife's."

Sound familiar? Diane was much older than the King of France, who could have had as many hot 18 year old French virgins as he wanted. Instead he spent his entire life obsessed with the older Diane, who completely mesmerized him with the lost art of feminine charisma.

Lauren Sanchez has spent her life ascending into the absolute top tier of society, mostly by leveraging her looks and relationships with high status men. She is probably more red pilled than any of us will ever be. She knows what powerful men want and need from a mistress, and how to seduce their minds, which is infinitely more powerful than seducing their bodies. Bezos can buy unlimited supermodels to act as glorified masturbation aids. But an ultra charismatic latina MILF seductress who understands him perfectly? Priceless.

If you don't believe me, look at Bezos' text messages to her. The world's richest and most powerful man, reduced to a giddy teenager! I, for one, tip my hat to Mrs. Sanchez. If she isn't a player, who is?

You can't be serious. Sure thing, I'd fuck her if she was naked in my bed, but she's not "fucking hot" certainly no where close to being an object of ''obsessive, masturbatory fantasies", and who gives a shit about her hobbies?

The thing is, she's just an old bangable woman with nothing particularly special and the richest man on the planet should do much better. Those texts from him are cringe worthy.
 

BaatumMania

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Maybe he has it but Jeff Bezos should setup a secret harem somewhere in the Caribbean where he has to wear a mask the entire time and gets to raw dog Latinas for hours on end. I'm picturing high end reflective stone interior, a gold chalice with viagra / celia stockpiled (or aphrodisiacs made from an extinct animal) and so on. Maybe blondes from Russia and Asians from Korea can be flown in too.

Maybe a Doctor can be employed full time to check his vitals and to prescribe birth control cocktails to the girls.

In real life: such a world we live in where the world's richest men live inferior sexual lives to Medieval Sultans - mainly because the stock market is super conservative. Think of Elon Musk who gets into trouble talking about weed even though it's a herbal plant with medicinal qualities.
 

jeffreyjerpp

Kingfisher
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Teutatis said:
The thing is, she's just an old bangable woman with nothing particularly special and the richest man on the planet should do much better. Those texts from him are cringe worthy.

This reminds me of people who hated Trump complaining that he was unqualified for the Presidency, that he had never held office, that the most powerful country on earth should "do better".

He immediately plowed through all competition and became the leader of the free world. The haters who cannot recognize his game due to spite are blue pilled.

I think you're looking at this woman the same way. She shouldn't be able to have the world's richest man wrapped around her finger...but she does.

There's a lesson in there.
 

The Beast1

Peacock
Orthodox Inquirer
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

BaatumMania said:
Maybe he has it but Jeff Bezos should setup a secret harem somewhere in the Caribbean where he has to wear a mask the entire time and gets to raw dog Latinas for hours on end. I'm picturing high end reflective stone interior, a gold chalice with viagra / celia stockpiled (or aphrodisiacs made from an extinct animal) and so on. Maybe blondes from Russia and Asians from Korea can be flown in too.

You mean, like these guys?

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jeffreyjerpp

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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

BaatumMania said:
1. Men and women don't walk around in bathing suits in public 24/7.
2. Jeff Bezos lives in Medina Washington (the state North of Oregon). And imagine this women moved there to be around him. Check out the weather in Medina: no one is wearing paper thin dresses or bathing suits in that climate (lol).

You know for a 100% fact both Bezos' Wife and Mistress are probably going outside 6 days of the week wearing some trashy American blue jeans and some GAP-style Hoodie. If not winter gear because Medina is dropping to near zero now.


To me my mind is blown that the richest man on Earth wants to live in a 2nd tier city like Bellevue with rainy cold weather. I mean Bill Gates was slightly (undiagnosed) autistic so that could be explained but why would Bezos follow him there? LOL

I am not sure if this is a troll post or what.

Bellevue is routinely ranked as one the best places to live in the US, and home to many Fortune 500 companies. It is loaded with rich people (for example, Jeff Bezos) and directly next to Seattle.

And I highly doubt Jeff Bezos' wife (now the worlds richest woman) or his mistress are walking around in Gap and hoodies. Even if the mistress is, her body is great, and would look amazing in form fitting clothing.
 

LowerCaseG

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Had only Bezos hired one of the keyboard jockeys on this forum as a life coach, maybe he could have made something out of himself.
 

Teutatis

Pelican
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

jeffreyjerpp said:
Teutatis said:
The thing is, she's just an old bangable woman with nothing particularly special and the richest man on the planet should do much better. Those texts from him are cringe worthy.

This reminds me of people who hated Trump complaining that he was unqualified for the Presidency, that he had never held office, that the most powerful country on earth should "do better".

Haha, you really are out there.
 

BaatumMania

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

jeffreyjerpp said:
BaatumMania said:
1. Men and women don't walk around in bathing suits in public 24/7.
2. Jeff Bezos lives in Medina Washington (the state North of Oregon). And imagine this women moved there to be around him. Check out the weather in Medina: no one is wearing paper thin dresses or bathing suits in that climate (lol).

You know for a 100% fact both Bezos' Wife and Mistress are probably going outside 6 days of the week wearing some trashy American blue jeans and some GAP-style Hoodie. If not winter gear because Medina is dropping to near zero now.


To me my mind is blown that the richest man on Earth wants to live in a 2nd tier city like Bellevue with rainy cold weather. I mean Bill Gates was slightly (undiagnosed) autistic so that could be explained but why would Bezos follow him there? LOL

I am not sure if this is a troll post or what.

Bellevue is routinely ranked as one the best places to live in the US, and home to many Fortune 500 companies. It is loaded with rich people (for example, Jeff Bezos) and directly next to Seattle.

Well my thinking is Bellevue to Amazon Head Quarters is probably a 40 minute drive in rush hour. Add in the parking and going up the elevator or whatever it's like a hour for him to get to work.

Why can't he just get his own private island (Washington State has tons of them) and use a helicopter each day? Telecommute?


It's also another option for him to live in Wine Country. Wine country in Washington is very gorgeous and it reminds me a lot of Italy.

Or better yet being the world's richest man why can't relocate the Amazon Head Quarters to somewhere better and more relaxing?

Seems like the world's richest man is powerless, lives in a wet cold rainforest and undersexed.
 

Eusebius

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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Some (a lot) of wealthy men really are hardworking and intensely focused on their business. They're not that interested in commissioning a secret viagra recipe from kidnapped Chinese scientists and fucking the world's finest whores. Really. They're geeks, and if they do spread their wings, they find that power and influence is more fun than pleasure.
 

MrLemon

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Teutatis said:
MrLemon, I think you're a good man with very good insights and have good intentions but you've just been consistently wrong on this thread due to your hatred for women. When everyone is telling you the same thing maybe you should step back and reflect on what people are saying instead of automatically attacking everyone, it doesn't look good.

MrLemon said:
He's the richest man in the world. He has almost certainly banged hundreds of hot supermodels. He can get them any time he wants, any hour of the day. Almost every supermodel except the very tops in the world supplements her income by sleeping with rich men...50K a pop. He has a hundred emails a day from virgin 18-years bluntly offering to fuck him. He has every major unmarried (and many married) movie starlet in the world sending him emails offering to fuck him. There is no human reality now, or any time in the future, in which the richest man in the world has a lack of easy pussy. Women exchange pussy for power and always seek the most powerful man. He doesn't even have to pay, but he does just to get them to go away afterwards.

He is so far beyond our comprehension, financially, morally, and mentally, that he might as well be an alien.

Remember also that none of us in this site can spend a Billion dollars intelligently, even if we worked hard at it. Anything over 100 million dollars is essentially just funny money. You can't spend it and it's actually a giant pain in the ass to deal with...massive amounts of boring meetings with ass-kissing accountants droning about money. He and his wife could live like kings on the interest their earn in a week. It's not even "their money" in their minds, they consider it to be a burden that they've been handed, like being the guy who has to protect the village gold supply.

He's banging the 49 year old because she's exciting in some strange way. Maybe she has a leather suit and a whip. in fact that's the most likely; a guy as powerful as him almost certainly craves being dominated. He's probably been doing heavy Domme sessions for decades as his stress relief. His staff and executive assistants know about it, just like all the silicon valley billionaire's staff know about their sexual adventures. His wifey at home won't do it and he likely wants to keep it separate from the family anyway. Most likely she's known about it for years but she's ignored it because she understands it's a stress relief. Maybe they've even talked about it quietly in the late night, and he promised there would be no sex, and she finally gave in and stopped complaining.

Then one day she finds out it's turned into an affair and it hits the press. Very hard for any wife to endure such humiliation. Remember women could care less what their husbands say, all that matters is what their friends say. Public humiliation to a wife is akin to death.

You're just completely wrong on this again, no man that is banging hundreds of hot supermodels and 18 year old virgins is writing those child like texts to a used up, ultra plasticized woman. He most likely is NOT banging supermodels and virgins by the hundreds like you claim, quoting Robert High Hawk, "The man texts like a bitch teenage boy who is stalking some chick who once kissed him". He just strikes me as those nerds that got happened to get rich but still carry with them that loser nerd mentality regarding women.

Teutatis, you are 100% free to disagree with me any time. But you don't know a fucking thing about my attitude towards woman and your personal attacks on me, your constant attempts to turn this into ad-hominem attacks, and Beast's creepy little insults towards my family, are idiotic and personally insulting.

I could absolutely care less what you puny idiots have to say about my "attitude" towards women. I have zero, I mean zero interest in "stepping back and looking at what I've written." You are nothing to me. Nothing. OK? How many of you is even married? And you are giving me advice?

I think you are some kind of stalkers...it seems like you are going back and looking up my old posts and then formulating a weird stalker opinion about who I am and what I should or should not feel towards women. It's creepy.

Higgs Bosun said:
The problem with you Mr. Lemon at least as I see it is that you've become embittered by life and are now completely one-dimensional. Every time I see you have made a post I can predict with 95% certainty it's another rant about women and their evil ways.

Here is my "advice" to you: be less of a creepy loser, ok? If you want to post, post. Put less of your time into following me around and giving your personal advice -- which I've made abundantly clear I have zero interest in.
 

ChicagoFire

Kingfisher
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

I'd like to know what's the over/under on Amazon being obliterated within the next 3-5 years. The obvious answer to Amazon ceasing to exist is: Yes the world would be a better place. It's not like small mom and pop shops can compete against a juggernaut that owns a grocery store chain and a propaganda outlet, with the potential to one day automate their warehouses. Bezos arguably is as powerful (if not even more) as President Trump prior to the divorce.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/the-jeff-bezos-divorce-136-billion-and-amazon-in-the-middle-3/

There's talks that the ex-wife may obtain part ownership of Amazon. Could be possible she decides to humiliate her ex-husband by dismantling what he built. The Board may decide to replace Bezos because the divorce court circus is too disruptive for operations. You don't replace Tom Brady for a questionable 2nd stringer.

Fortis said:
We might just be seeing the end of Bezos glorious United States of Amazon--and is that necessarily a bad thing?
 

The Beast1

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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

MrLemon said:
Teutatis, you are 100% free to disagree with me any time. But you don't know a fucking thing about my attitude towards woman and your personal attacks on me, your constant attempts to turn this into ad-hominem attacks, and Beast's creepy little insults towards my family, are idiotic and personally insulting.
[...]
I could absolutely care less what you puny idiots have to say about my "attitude" towards women. I have zero, I mean zero interest in "stepping back and looking at what I've written." You are nothing to me. Nothing. OK? How many of you is even married? And you are giving me advice?
[...]
I think you are some kind of stalkers...it seems like you are going back and looking up my old posts and then formulating a weird stalker opinion about who I am and what I should or should not feel towards women. It's creepy.
[...]
Here is my "advice" to you: be less of a creepy loser, ok? If you want to post, post. Put less of your time into following me around and giving your personal advice -- which I've made abundantly clear I have zero interest in.

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The best part about the internet is the fact that it's a great equalizer. For all we know, I could be Benny Netanyahoo eating Matzah at a cafe in the old city while I write this.

In this post NTP world, it's fair to assume that when someone says, "I'll have you know I founded multi-million dollar businesses, am married with 3 kids, and flew to the moon" in the middle of an argument it's going to sound like gornisht.

So you kvetch, don't be surprised when someone goes all kibitz on your hok a chaink.
 

MidJack

Woodpecker
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

There are definitely more layers to this.

Jeff Bezos is too powerful and is in deep with three-letter agencies.

MacKenzie Bezos and Lauren Sanchez must both believe they are well protected -- and the children.

Possibly they are being protected by the executive of the United States.

Impossible that this is just about cheating.
 

MrLemon

 
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

The Beast1 said:
MrLemon said:
Teutatis, you are 100% free to disagree with me any time. But you don't know a fucking thing about my attitude towards woman and your personal attacks on me, your constant attempts to turn this into ad-hominem attacks, and Beast's creepy little insults towards my family, are idiotic and personally insulting.
[...]
I could absolutely care less what you puny idiots have to say about my "attitude" towards women. I have zero, I mean zero interest in "stepping back and looking at what I've written." You are nothing to me. Nothing. OK? How many of you is even married? And you are giving me advice?
[...]
I think you are some kind of stalkers...it seems like you are going back and looking up my old posts and then formulating a weird stalker opinion about who I am and what I should or should not feel towards women. It's creepy.
[...]
Here is my "advice" to you: be less of a creepy loser, ok? If you want to post, post. Put less of your time into following me around and giving your personal advice -- which I've made abundantly clear I have zero interest in.

1498968245425.jpg


The best part about the internet is the fact that it's a great equalizer. For all we know, I could be Benny Netanyahoo eating Matzah at a cafe in the old city while I write this.

In this post NTP world, it's fair to assume that when someone says, "I'll have you know I founded multi-million dollar businesses, am married with 3 kids, and flew to the moon" in the middle of an argument it's going to sound like gornisht.

So you kvetch, don't be surprised when someone goes all kibitz on your hok a chaink.

Why are you even talking to me, you piece of shit?
 

Graft

Kingfisher
Protestant
Gold Member
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Bezos losing half his net worth is not going to affect his lifestyle. It will have a gigantic effect on his psyche, however.

When your lifetime identity is being the worlds richest man, centibillionaire, first potential trillionaire, etc, it's devastating to lose all of that in one windfall. It's like a powerlifter working his whole life to bench 450 lbs and now he can only bench 225. Still stronger than he will ever need, but his life's purpose has been shattered.

The public fallout will be huge. For the next few years he's going to have to deal with annoying press, the entire company knowing his bad game and sexual situation, and being plastered in every record book as "highest divorce payout ever."

It's hard to speculate on why such an accomplished man settles for mediocre talent. To do so you'd have to step outside forum logic. Most guys have moral issues with fucking women vastly younger than them, especially guys with young daughters. I can imagine the conundrum that I'd have if I had an attractive young daughter and I was sleeping with a girl around her age. I'd be horrified if a middle aged guy was sleeping with my younger daughter. Given her age, I'd say Sanchez is a 9. She's about as attractive as a 50 year old can get. Perhaps Bezos wanted an attractive woman who was still socially acceptable in his brain.

Also: hypergamy never sleeps. This Patrick Whitesell is a male 10. Looks, money, legend in Hollywood. His co-CEO was Ari Gold in entourage. Sanchez just couldn't resist blowing up her entire marriage, ruining face for him and her three children. When you're a man of this status and married to a hot, but middle aged mother of three, who would ever think that the richest man in world history would throw away tens of billions of dollars to thirst on her?
 
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

Graft said:
Bezos losing half his net worth is not going to affect his lifestyle. It will have a gigantic effect on his psyche, however.

When your lifetime identity is being the worlds richest man, centibillionaire, first potential trillionaire, etc, it's devastating to lose all of that in one windfall. It's like a powerlifter working his whole life to bench 450 lbs and now he can only bench 225. Still stronger than he will ever need, but his life's purpose has been shattered.

The public fallout will be huge. For the next few years he's going to have to deal with annoying press, the entire company knowing his bad game and sexual situation, and being plastered in every record book as "highest divorce payout ever."

It's hard to speculate on why such an accomplished man settles for mediocre talent. To do so you'd have to step outside forum logic. Most guys have moral issues with fucking women vastly younger than them, especially guys with young daughters. I can imagine the conundrum that I'd have if I had an attractive young daughter and I was sleeping with a girl around her age. I'd be horrified if a middle aged guy was sleeping with my younger daughter. Given her age, I'd say Sanchez is a 9. She's about as attractive as a 50 year old can get. Perhaps Bezos wanted an attractive woman who was still socially acceptable in his brain.

Also: hypergamy never sleeps. This Patrick Whitesell is a male 10. Looks, money, legend in Hollywood. His co-CEO was Ari Gold in entourage. Sanchez just couldn't resist blowing up her entire marriage, ruining face for him and her three children. When you're a man of this status and married to a hot, but middle aged mother of three, who would ever think that the richest man in world history would throw away tens of billions of dollars to thirst on her?

This is the best take on it so far. Completely agree except for the looks part on Lauren Sanchez. Body-wise perhaps (for her age), but that face looks quite hideous and plastic. Nonetheless you hit the nail on the head, and like any gameless chode, albeit a very financially successful one. People seem to forget he sent her dick pics. 54 year old married man with kids sending dick pics. Hey good for him I guess, strategy "worked" in this case.

But can Bezos be taken as seriously again? Will the board of Amazon take him as seriously? Top shareholders? He already demonstrated a conflict of interest in giving her Sanchez contracts to her video company. Small stuff that will pass over, but people are going to smell blood in the water; these utterly moronic, immature, and pathetic acts of infidelity made public, and the associated pattern of behavior certainly did him no favors.
 
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