The New Ironman is a 15 year old Black Girl

[Repo]

Could have at least made her 18 so we could get a sex scene out of it. Woman or man, black or white, no one wants a 15 year old anything to play Ironman.

 

[Remington]

I just came back from a great day of fishing and come to this thread.

Iron Man is my favorite super hero. Why did it have to transition to a little brat?

Downey Jr. is the only Iron Man. He can't pass down this awesome legacy to a teenage girl.

 

[El Chinito loco]

I used to read comics as a kid and most of the crap put out now is unreadable. I've tried a few times in the past to revisit this for nostalgia reasons but comic writing now really blows.

The comics "industry" burned itself down in the 90's through overprinting bullshit gimmicks and churning out endless heaps of trash. This was done to market to mainstream speculators who thought comics were like the stock market.

Now that all the decent intellectual property is optioned by studios or produced into movies already they are fresh out of new ideas. The really creative guys (like Alan Moore or Grant Morrison) usually write stuff that's too hard to turn into movies to begin with.

The reason why they are going full SJW is that there's nothing to lose now. They aren't afraid to alienate readers because the only comic readers left are mostly stunted man children and SJWs. They can endlessly reboot this shit and this demographic will still buy whatever is put out.

Comic titles used to get 1 million+ print runs and had massive readership. Now if a title has a print run over 200k it's considered wildly successful. The medium has been dying for some time now. This is like taking the lame horse out behind the barn and putting a bullet inbetween its eyes.

 

[BortimusPrime]

Honestly fantasy stuff like comic books, D&D, RPGs, etc. are essentially lost to the culture at this point. Frankly there's no conspiracy at work to steal fantasy escapism from fat white male nerds either. What happened is that fat white male nerds created this stuff, but to their misfortune fantasy escapism is just the sort of subculture that appeals to the blue-haired pervert brigade. While a 14 year old white kid wants to roleplay a Paladin to pretend he's a guy with pectoral muscles instead of adolescent gynecomastia, Rainbow from tumblr also wants to roleplay and has no tolerance for the vestigial masculine fantasies that existed in the genre. So the nerds either have to remake themselves into appeasing eunuchs like Sensitive Joss Whedon, or abandon the subculture in favor of more productive hobbies like hen teasing or scrimshaw.

Ultimately this isn't a bad thing. Think about how many millennial males burned away their youths with World of Warcraft. I say let this crap go to the wierdos, and they can segregate themselves from the general population in the future with virtual realities that let them indulge their fantasy of being a unicorn with an inside-out pee pee.

 

[Sombro]

Patronising cargo cult narratives are projected upon the (α>) masses by sequestered tastemakers following the Frankfurt/nihilist script.

The taking of every bit of modern culture (as well as those in the past) and turning it upside-down, i.e. the shoehorning of characters of supposed 'marginalised' groups into almost every entertainment medium, is not accidental.
Leeching onto existing characters rather than inventing new ones shows the creative will has withered across the particular industry.

The culture is rotted to shit.

People may argue whether this was a top-down thing or not, but whether culture-vultures/termites infest from top, bottom, or within, the end result is the same.

Kultural Kuru

 

[WalterBlack]

I honestly think Stan is too old and nice to give a good shit. His family will be super wealthy for generations to come. They will probably wait until he dies before they make a transgender Spiderman. He and Jack Kirby(RIP) created most of the characters you see today, but Spiderman is his personal baby.

Spider-Man Needs to Be White and Straight, Say Leaked Sony Emails

Peter Parker and his alter ego Spider-Man must be heterosexual and Parker must be Caucasian, according to a legal licensing agreement between Sony Pictures Entertainment and Marvel Entertainment.

The information was disclosed in a massive document release by the whistleblower website WikiLeaks, which released this week 276,394 private files, emails and financial data onto its servers.

Sony Pictures and Marvel reps declined to comment on the licensing agreement, first reported by the Gawker website.

The contract went into effect in September 2011. It lists “mandatory” character traits for both Peter Parker and Spider-Man — and the agreement includes the caveat that Spider-Man is “not a homosexual (unless Marvel has portrayed that alter ego as a homosexual).”

The Peter Parker/Spider-Man character was created in 1962 by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko. He first appeared in “Amazing Fantasy #15” as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben. Parker was portrayed as a teenager dealing with adolescence and being a costumed crime-fighter, complete with super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, and to react quickly to danger with his “spider-sense.”

The agreement spells out that mandatory Spider-Man traits must always strictly conform to the following list: male; does not torture; does not kill in defense of self or others; does not use foul language beyond PG-13; does not smoke tobacco; does not sell/distribute illegal drugs; does not abuse alcohol; does not have sex before the age of 16; does not have sex with anyone below the age of 16; and is not a homosexual (unless Marvel has portrayed that alter ego as a homosexual).

The Peter Parker character traits include: his full name is Peter Benjamin Parker; he is Caucasian and heterosexual; his parents become absent from his life during his childhood; from the time his parents become absent he is raised by Aunt May and Uncle Ben in New York City; he gains his powers while attending either middle school or college; he gains his powers from being bitten by a spider; he designs his first red and blue costume; the black costume is a symbiote and not designed by him; he is raised in a middle class household in Queens, New York; he attends or attended high school in Queens, New York; and he attends or attended college in New York City.

Which (((people))) would we be talking about here?

Stan Lee and Jack Kirby (Most Marvel heroes), Bob Kane (Batman), Jerry Siegel and Jose Shuster (Superman) are all Jews. Their legacy is being raped by SJWs. Stan Lee's in his 90's so I don't think he's too concerned since at his age he's got better things to do.

Fuck Disney - they pretend to be a family company but they are one of the biggest peddlers of pro gay SJW shit out there. Their latest comedy at ABC - The Real O'Neals is about a gay kid. Their TV show the Foester has an interracial lesbian couple adopting kids, and one of the storylines is about the gay son.

As well as making Thor a woman - which doesn't make sense given that Thor is not a title, it's somebody's name. How can Iron Man be a woman?!

 

[bacan]

That list is insane.i heard about female Thor, and now this, but how much of the rest is true too?

 

[Tenerife]

Every one in Asia:

" I can't believe this is Riri happening"

On a related note, did anybody catch the history channel documentary on barbarians where they picked a black person to play Hannibal of Carthage?

 

[WalterBlack]

Every one in Asia:

" I can't believe this is Riri happening"

On a related note, did anybody catch the history channel documentary on barbarians where they picked a black person to play Hannibal of Carthage?

Hannibal was an African, but he was almost certainly not black. He was a Carthaginian, so he probably had a similar look to a Libyan:

 

[Tenerife]

Right, Hannibal Barca was a relatively light skinned caucasian of Phoenician ancestry....but not according to the history channel.

 

[marty]

^At least he's not Asian. That would be even harder to explain.

 

[Sp5]

I knew there would be tons of indignation about this. You did not disappoint.

I wonder if the girl will be an alkie like Tony Stark?

Aside from all the free advertising they are getting, consider that core audience for comic books is nerdy 15 year old boys, and a well drawn 15 year old girl with black booty who is also an MIT nerd will provide many hours of fantasy enjoyment for many 15 year old boys.

Relax, Tony Stark will be back.

 

[CaptainS]

Every one in Asia:

" I can't believe this is Riri happening"

On a related note, did anybody catch the history channel documentary on barbarians where they picked a black person to play Hannibal of Carthage?

I actually took the time to verify this online. There are several pro-black websites making the claim that he was indeed black based on an image on a single debunked coin.

To believe this, you have to disregard the hundreds of legitimate coins, written descriptions by the Romans and a mosaic emphatically declaring him otherwise.

 

[eradicator]

I knew there would be tons of indignation about this. You did not disappoint.

I wonder if the girl will be an alkie like Tony Stark?

Aside from all the free advertising they are getting, consider that core audience for comic books is nerdy 15 year old boys, and a well drawn 15 year old girl with black booty who is also an MIT nerd will provide many hours of fantasy enjoyment for many 15 year old boys.

Relax, Tony Stark will be back.

Welcome back sp5! Of course Tony Stark will be back, they can easily just say the black girl was Age of Apocalypse or just donning the armor while Tony is busy with other things. Robert Downey is sick of playing the character in the films and they are trying someone else out.

The girl is 15 and probably not an alkie yet.

 

[Eirykr]

Comics are a dying medium. Their sales are in that dead zone where basically any controversy at all boosts them a little. So that's what the printed comics industry has become: create controversy, receive minor uptick in issue sales.

I don't really get offended by it at this point, because that's just how meaningless this is. It's a bunch of vultures picking over the corpse of childhood memories. Enjoy those characters for the joy they gave you at that point in your life. These caricatures they create aren't those characters, literally.

 

[Sp5]

Comics are a dying medium. Their sales are in that dead zone where basically any controversy at all boosts them a little. So that's what the printed comics industry has become: create controversy, receive minor uptick in issue sales.

I don't really get offended by it at this point, because that's just how meaningless this is. It's a bunch of vultures picking over the corpse of childhood memories. Enjoy those characters for the joy they gave you at that point in your life. These caricatures they create aren't those characters, literally.

Or: how many times are they going to kill Superman until you figure out Superman is not really dead yet?

 

[Libertas]

Breitbart had a post out about how the SJWism has hurt comic sales even more than usual. That tells me there is a market for replacements of non-SJW shit.

You just move online, not in print.

 

[Daddy Chains]

Geez, 57 replies and not a single one to get into the gist of the issue.

This is how you do basic deconstruction (as pertaining to this case):

You first ask WHO IS the creator of this fanta$y character?

You find out his name is Brian Michael Bendis.

You Google for his pic, and then ask yourself does his mug looks jooish/cuckish/crossdressing/cultmarxist/agitprop/punchface enough?

Then you look into his biography;

"Brian Michael Bendis was born on August 18, 1967 in Cleveland, Ohio to a Jewish-American family. Despite rebelling against a religious upbringing, he attended a private, modern Jewish Orthodox religious school for boys."

and of course you're not surprised:

Now, you're getting somewhere.

But, dig some more.

"Bendis met his wife Alisa in 1995 through the Cleveland chapter of the Hillel Foundation...

he and his wife adopted their two younger daughters, one of whom is African-American, and the other of whom is Ethiopian."

:discussionclosed:

 

[nomadbrah]

Geez, 57 replies and not a single one to get into the gist of the issue.

This is how you do basic deconstruction (as pertaining to this case):

You first ask WHO IS the creator of this fanta$y character?

You find out his name is Brian Michael Bendis.

You Google for his pic, and then ask yourself does his mug looks jooish/cuckish/crossdressing/cultmarxist/agitprop/punchface enough?

Then you look into his biography;

"Brian Michael Bendis was born on August 18, 1967 in Cleveland, Ohio to a Jewish-American family. Despite rebelling against a religious upbringing, he attended a private, modern Jewish Orthodox religious school for boys."

and of course you're not surprised:

Now, you're getting somewhere.

But, dig some more.

"Bendis met his wife Alisa in 1995 through the Cleveland chapter of the Hillel Foundation...

he and his wife adopted their two younger daughters, one of whom is African-American, and the other of whom is Ethiopian."

:discussionclosed:

Wow, that's a full plate of SJW bingo!

 

[El Chinito loco]

he and his wife adopted their two younger daughters, one of whom is African-American, and the other of whom is Ethiopian.[/i]"

:discussionclosed:

Over/under odds on if he'll eventually diddle one or both when they "come of age."

I'm always suspicious of SJWs who are real keen on adopting ethnic daughters. Just call it the Woody Allen effect.