Little Johnny comes running in to living room where his dad is sitting watching TV. One hand on remote, other tucked in the front of his pants, Al Bundy-esque style.
LJ- "Dad can you help me with my homework assignment?"
Dad -"Maybe. What is it?"
LJ -"The teacher assigned me to define the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'
Dad -"Well that's easy son. Run upstairs and ask your sister if she'd fuck a complete stranger for a million bucks then come back down here and tell me what she says"
LJ-confused but says "Uhh..OK" and runs upstairs to his sister's room and after a few seconds runs back down to the living room and:
LJ- "Dad, Sis says 'Hell to the yes!'. So what does that mean?"
Dad- "Now go up there and ask your mother the same question"
LJ- "Huh"
Dad-"Boy run up there and ask your mother if she'd fuck a complete stranger for a million bucks then come back down here and tell me what she says"
LJ- Sheepishly says "Uhh..OK" and runs upstairs to his parents' room and after a few seconds runs back down to the living room and:
LJ- "Dad, Mom says 'Hell to the yes!' too. So what does that mean?"
Dad- "There you have it son. The answer to your homework assignment"
LJ- Scratching his head, face all scrunched up in confusion "Uhh...I don't get it Dad"
Dad- "Well son it's like this. Theoretically we're sitting on $2million bucks, but realistically we just have two whores living in the house"
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Apropos of nothing I know. This thread just reminded me of that joke
LJ- "Dad can you help me with my homework assignment?"
Dad -"Maybe. What is it?"
LJ -"The teacher assigned me to define the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'
Dad -"Well that's easy son. Run upstairs and ask your sister if she'd fuck a complete stranger for a million bucks then come back down here and tell me what she says"
LJ-confused but says "Uhh..OK" and runs upstairs to his sister's room and after a few seconds runs back down to the living room and:
LJ- "Dad, Sis says 'Hell to the yes!'. So what does that mean?"
Dad- "Now go up there and ask your mother the same question"
LJ- "Huh"
Dad-"Boy run up there and ask your mother if she'd fuck a complete stranger for a million bucks then come back down here and tell me what she says"
LJ- Sheepishly says "Uhh..OK" and runs upstairs to his parents' room and after a few seconds runs back down to the living room and:
LJ- "Dad, Mom says 'Hell to the yes!' too. So what does that mean?"
Dad- "There you have it son. The answer to your homework assignment"
LJ- Scratching his head, face all scrunched up in confusion "Uhh...I don't get it Dad"
Dad- "Well son it's like this. Theoretically we're sitting on $2million bucks, but realistically we just have two whores living in the house"
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Apropos of nothing I know. This thread just reminded me of that joke