Thing That Piss Me The Fuck Off

[dulst]

People being offended by objective criticism.
The whole idea of being offended, in fact.
The idea that everyone deserves respect regardless of whether they've earned it.

These things used to piss me off, now I just find their stupidity amusing, its less stressful than being pissed off.

 

[Hotwheels]

East coast accents

I love the movie The Departed, but every time Matt Damon speaks in it I want to Wahlberg him.

 

[Scott]

-People who think you're an idiot for not understanding something that took them 10 years to learn, and you've just encountered. These people are usually idiots themselves.

Fuck. Yes. Just reading this made me pissed. It is the very, very worst type of arrogance that is completely uncalled for.

 

[Cincinnatus]

Religion, and its adherents drive my blood pressure through the roof.

Thus, one of my heroes is Pat Condell:



He's got about a hundred videos on YouTube criticizing most Abrahamic religions, the foreign policies of the U.S. and Britain, Amsterdam's trial of outspoken Geert Wilders, etc.

 

[Screwston]

Heavily tattoed hipsters.

"Oh you have full sleeves! You must be SOOOO hardcore!"

Can't stand this either.

When I was a young cub coming up in the hood, being covered with tattoos ment something (usually jail time, and crime for life).

Now it means you can serve a double latte with pommegrante really fast.

Or a "Facebook Gangster". Or a "Twitter Hood".

Or some guy that loves putting his "pics" online for the world to see.

How it used to be when the world made sense:

The whole world is upside down.

What is an upwardly mobile, smooth as f*ck, Internatonal Playboy to do in this day and age?

Yeah, its a shame what's happened to tattoos in the past 5 years. I remember how much people stuck out when they were covered in them. You can easily seperate the trendy hipsters with sleeves and the real though.

 

[Basil Ransom]

Fat middle aged women who tell you you eat too much and to "just wait until you're 35 and you won't need to try to gain weight."
Fat people who tell you you're going to die of heart disease from eating too much meat, cholesterol, and everything else that separates your diet from theirs.
Fat people who think getting fat is as inevitable and blameless as aging.

Saw a group of seacows go out and do stretches and weird half squats in my office park, for all of about 4 minutes. I was on the phone outside. You just know these bitches think they were 'being healthy.'

When I was a young cub coming up in the hood, being covered with tattoos ment something (usually jail time, and crime for life).

I worked a job in school where there'd always be 'ice-breakers' at the beginning of a shift. One was 'what tattoo would you get?' Bunch of soft yuppies had idiotic answers. I just said, "Unless you've done a tour or time, you haven't earned it."

 

[Screwston]

I think you should not have a problem with boxing someone if you feel the need to cover yourself in tattoos. Hell, every shop should have someone waiting to throw down and test your nuts before he starts up the gun. I gurantee that this would cross out of 95% of the hipsters and and other trendy dumbasses who get rainbow sleeves.

 

[Gmac]

Bad/slow drivers
Slow/obnoxious pedestrians
People who always complain about something in restaurants/hotels
That fucker who brings $10 in change to the grocery store checkout

I got 1000s of pet peeves. I guess I just hate people.

 

[Only One Man]

Grown men who type 'lol', 'lmao', '' or other similar types of faggotry.

People who hold up mad traffic in the left lane on the interstate and then get pissed when you ride their ass.

Shitty mainstream fake-gangster pop/rap.

Feminists

Douchebags wearing Tapout/Affliction/Ed Hardy and/or those gay white Oakley sunglasses.

Black dudes or wiggers who dress the ghetto way that middle school kids think is cool (extreme sagging and super baggy clothes).

Gay dudes who purposefully exaggerate their feminine voice and mannerisms to seem even more gay.

 

[travolta]

-celebrity gossip- makes me want to stab myself in the face with an ice-pic.

-When I'm working REALLY hard at something and someone comes along and acts like it's a joke.. back when I was I training for my first half-marathon I was busting my ass & taking it very seriously. Some out of shape dude I know insisted that he came along for a 5 mile run. He was acting like the run was going to be a joke, and that he'd be able to keep up with me. The guy got winded after about 3 minutes into the run. I finished the run and came back to meet up with him after. He was playing it off as if it was just a "bad day." Shit like this makes me want to kick people in the face. I don't like when people try to undermine something I take seriously.

 

[Screwston]

When guys start shit and try to press charges when they get their asses whooped. I'm just kidding travolta...

 

[WanderingSoul]

Shit like this makes me want to kick people in the face. I don't like when people try to undermine something I take seriously.

If you do, let him know I have a good lawyer for him.

 

[travolta]

As soon as I start collecting 10% of the guy's paychecks until he can pay off the settlement he's going to owe me, I'll recommend my lawyer to you.

*waits for forum people to make "if I ever meet you" threats, and call me a pussy scum bag*

 

[WanderingSoul]

As soon as I start collecting 10% of the guy's paychecks until he can pay off the settlement he's going to owe me, I'll recommend my lawyer to you.

Thanks, but I won't need a lawyer. I don't sue people nor call the cops, I have pride.

 

[Only One Man]

As soon as I start collecting 10% of the guy's paychecks until he can pay off the settlement he's going to owe me, I'll recommend my lawyer to you.

*waits for forum people to make "if I ever meet you" threats, and call me a pussy scum bag*

So you get the urge to kick people in the face if they don't have the exact same attitude as you do about something? And when you talk shit to someone for no reason, basically instigate a fight, and then get beat up for it, you try to sue them? Did I get it correct?

 

[Bad Hussar]

-Building more interstate when it causes more traffic in the short term as well as the long term pisses me off. Induced traffic is what that is called.

- The U.S. not having an efficient high-speed rail service. Yes, I know they are "working on that one" yet slowly. China is investing over $400 billion into high-speed rail.

Has anyone ever worked out whether High Speed Rail is actually cost-effective. Given the unbelievaby high cost/km it would seem to make sense only in very densely populated areas. Say Bos-Wash, Northern Europe.

Maybe a better idea to build HSR from city centres to airports, and let the planes carry the people to their final destination. The air is free. No need to construct overpriced rail lines up there.

Also, China has absurdly cheap labour, and there have been many deaths on these trains due to shoddy construction. Similar projects in the US would have to have a much higher safety rating and will cost many times more.

 

[Kona]

It's the tattoo "artists" that put that shit on people that piss me off. They probably piss the Boo Yaa Tribe off, too.

For some folks, tattoos are a cultural thing, but these freaks are ready to rape that culture for $75. They don't even do it the right way.

The guys who have done mine would never pe'a up some hipster from Akron, OH. When some skinny kid comes up and tries to compare his store-bought shit to mine all I do is tell him to get fucked, where as I hope they don't go trying to compare with the guys in the picture above. I think they found Jesus though.

Aloha!

 

[Nonpareil]

Giving this this thread a bump right here. I'm pretty easy going and not a lot of shit pisses me off, but I can contribute something...

What I am about to post is not anything female related; want to fuck a bunch of girls? Well, then be prepared to deal with a little bit of bullshit, and accepting this should be the first step you take; if game were easy, everyone would do it.

Was this Beta?™


But what I will post is something immensely time-sucking and something I'm seeing more and more every day; People debiting and crediting small purchases.

Never mind my issues with the credit system in general, or that it shows just how short-sighted people are these days, or that it rivals the student loan hustle in terms of creating debt slaves; it's just a big damn time waster.

Today getting groceries there were three people in front of me; the first a young mother and a young kid with a taco kit, some rapini (or kale?), some apples, a chocolate bar and a magazine...debit (maybe $12?). The next a young dude with a few cases of pop and some cooked meats...credit (maybe $10?), and just in front of me an older guy with some fruits and vegetables, some bulk stuff, a French stick and a few other small items...debit (maybe $15?). Me with ten pounds of chicken, a small tub of Ben & Jerry's, a case of coke, a few peppers, some brown rice and a few cans of pasta sauce...cash (about $41). I was in line for over five minutes; I would have been out of there in two if everyone paid cash.

Taking and processing a credit or debit card takes 20 seconds to over a minute; taking my cash and giving me change takes ten seconds. I don't even know by the time I die how many years I'll have spent standing in line between jerkoffs buying $8 worth of shit on credit (according to this page, the average American will spend 2-3 years over a lifetime standing in line...ouch), and honestly; I can understand crediting a big purchase, not everyone is comfortable walking around with 2g's in their pocket (et tu, G?), but I try to pay everything in cash (within reason, obviously); it's taken everywhere, it's quick and efficient and I don't want the big supercomputer that runs the credit system (no doubt with a feed directly into the government) knowing that I bought this at this place at this time in case they one day want to turn it on me.

Whenever I get paid I send some online to my bills, keeping a small chunk for emergencies and going to the ATM and pulling the rest in cash. I don't go to the grocery store or the liquor store to waste my time.

 

[Chad Daring]

Girls who think its okay to kiss you with morning breath. Go brush your teeth your sewered mouthed skank.

I've got my girl trained to swish her mouth with hydrogen peroxide before trying to get frisky in the mornings.

 

[Jackhammer]

Fresh from the gym, this one pissed me off:

People who stop and fill up their goddamn water bottles at the gym water fountain. It's annoying as shit waiting behind them and it seems like every other person does it. Just walk over and get a drink when you're thirsty you lazy bastards.