Thing That Piss Me The Fuck Off
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Text them from the truck and tell them what to do.Hotwheels said:
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STDs really piss me the fuck off too. Along with that, paying ridiculous amounts of money for medical treatment also pisses me the fuck off.
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Accidentally washing my clothes with bubble gum in the pockets almost pisses me the fuck off as much as STDs.
FeministLothario said:
Cunts that text while driving.
I can only imagine the cumulative productivity lost because the first car at the stoplight is a chick who texts while waiting and therefore not prepared to go when it turns green. It creates a staggered effect and everyone after is affected. A couple of cars don't make the light because of the cunt. Who knows what those last couple of cars were headed, home maybe? An emergency to deal with?
Today the lead car was at a turn light and it turned green. Of course some cunt was texting. I made the turn and as I was passing, she was slowing down, all smiling while driving and texting. Luckily, her window was down. And I have a loud deep voice when pissed. The whole block heard me shout, "Stop Fucking Texting Cunt!". Of course, I am the bad guy in the story, but I have had a rough few days and my calm demeanor has escaped me, doesn't matter how much boxing I am doing. I feel like a time bomb lately.
And of course, she shouted back something that I couldn't hear and gave me the finger of course I gave her ugly face one back.
I can only imagine the cumulative productivity lost because the first car at the stoplight is a chick who texts while waiting and therefore not prepared to go when it turns green. It creates a staggered effect and everyone after is affected. A couple of cars don't make the light because of the cunt. Who knows what those last couple of cars were headed, home maybe? An emergency to deal with?
Today the lead car was at a turn light and it turned green. Of course some cunt was texting. I made the turn and as I was passing, she was slowing down, all smiling while driving and texting. Luckily, her window was down. And I have a loud deep voice when pissed. The whole block heard me shout, "Stop Fucking Texting Cunt!". Of course, I am the bad guy in the story, but I have had a rough few days and my calm demeanor has escaped me, doesn't matter how much boxing I am doing. I feel like a time bomb lately.
And of course, she shouted back something that I couldn't hear and gave me the finger of course I gave her ugly face one back.
Mother of God i love this thread!
So tired of Bitches who bitch about being tired. Like what in the hell do you even do besides sucking dick and doing homework?
The fact that a man like me can't get a BJ on demand. I have to ask twice!!! What type of world is this?
Plus I hate all people and the fact that Craig always talks like an ass and can't look me in the eyes when I see him. He fucking makes me rage! All he does is talk about that mustang.. like he made it himself! WTF?? You buy a car from the dealership, you didn't design it you fuck and they are the ones
that screw you. Sure the extended warranty sounds nice, but then what? It breaks and you have to pay the deductible. That ain't me bro.
Oh and this dude from Allen High who always shows up at house parties with his shitty guitar and gets all the girls' attention.
So tired of Bitches who bitch about being tired. Like what in the hell do you even do besides sucking dick and doing homework?
The fact that a man like me can't get a BJ on demand. I have to ask twice!!! What type of world is this?
Plus I hate all people and the fact that Craig always talks like an ass and can't look me in the eyes when I see him. He fucking makes me rage! All he does is talk about that mustang.. like he made it himself! WTF?? You buy a car from the dealership, you didn't design it you fuck and they are the ones
that screw you. Sure the extended warranty sounds nice, but then what? It breaks and you have to pay the deductible. That ain't me bro.
Oh and this dude from Allen High who always shows up at house parties with his shitty guitar and gets all the girls' attention.
Icanconfirm said:
- When a beer finishes earlier than I want it to.
- When people ahead of me in the queue are unjustifiably slow for a non-retarded person.
- When I'm on a bus and a passenger gets on and can't find their card. They then frantically search every pocket and drop their bag on the floor so they can rummage through the whole bag. It's a god damn credit-card sized card! Its not construction planning for the god damn Akashi Kaikyō bridge. Put it in your wallet, in a specific place, and leave it there like every other non-spastic adult.
- Watching almost any mainstream broadcast with any political content whatsoever
- When people who don't know anything about what they are talking about, talk with authority or try to help you
- Obstruction culture. The idea that people should be empowered to 'let' or 'permit' other people to do non-tortious acts, including rules that exist for the sake of someone being able to set rules.
- When people ahead of me in the queue are unjustifiably slow for a non-retarded person.
- When I'm on a bus and a passenger gets on and can't find their card. They then frantically search every pocket and drop their bag on the floor so they can rummage through the whole bag. It's a god damn credit-card sized card! Its not construction planning for the god damn Akashi Kaikyō bridge. Put it in your wallet, in a specific place, and leave it there like every other non-spastic adult.
- Watching almost any mainstream broadcast with any political content whatsoever
- When people who don't know anything about what they are talking about, talk with authority or try to help you
- Obstruction culture. The idea that people should be empowered to 'let' or 'permit' other people to do non-tortious acts, including rules that exist for the sake of someone being able to set rules.
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- When I want to turn left and some moron turning right refuses to go first and tries to wave me into going. HEY IDIOT, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY! I ain't risking my ride if you decide to change your mind.
- Retards who don't know how four way stops work.
- Retards who don't know how four way stops work.
Few things piss me off anymore as I've learned to see the irony in most of human's actions and life's situations. The one thing that still fucking pisses me off though is the fact that my stupid, childish, incompetent parents decided to put me in this world when clearly both of them were unqualified for the job. They just put me here, fucked me up psychologically to no end and are now like "oh what happened?". Fuck'em and fuck'em twice. I don't care about any mistakes they made or are going to make, about their dumb view of the world our about their unpleasant attitudes towards life. But the one thing I will always blame them for is that they just HAD to drop condoms AND birth control pills. They also could have just made me, then given me to my grandparents or SOMEONE sane. But naw, mane they couldn't just leave me alone, they just had to also screw with my head.
And now I'm stuck here having to try to make the best of this dumb shit they put me in.
My life is one big joke because of them. And it's a joke in very black humour. Fortunately for me, that is exactly my kind of humour so I'm just gonna laugh in life's face and in their stupid faces and accomplish whatever is left possible.
Damn I'm mad. Every so often I think of it and then I feel like I'm on fire for a week until I cooled down again. At least this gives me drive to grind with dedication.
Had to get that off my chest. Thanks for the thread.
/rant.
And now I'm stuck here having to try to make the best of this dumb shit they put me in.
My life is one big joke because of them. And it's a joke in very black humour. Fortunately for me, that is exactly my kind of humour so I'm just gonna laugh in life's face and in their stupid faces and accomplish whatever is left possible.
Damn I'm mad. Every so often I think of it and then I feel like I'm on fire for a week until I cooled down again. At least this gives me drive to grind with dedication.
Had to get that off my chest. Thanks for the thread.
/rant.
Bitches that brag about how they aren't feminine piss me the fuck off. Smugly telling me you can't cook or clean like it's a badge of honour makes me not want to see you again. Telling me you like playing sports instead of playing with your hair doesn't impress me, and it's probably a lie anyway. Telling me you think of yourself as 'one of the guys' doesn't impress me. I don't care how much of a special snowflake you think you are.
Dykes that think they can fight like men piss me the fuck off. Men that are weak enough to actually lose a fight to a dyke piss me the fuck off even more.
My housemates not cleaning up after themselves because 'cleaning is for women' pisses me the fuck off. Being a slob is for teenage boys not adult men, in today's world. I wish they'd at least fork out the cash for a maid if they're so set on the idea.
Dykes that think they can fight like men piss me the fuck off. Men that are weak enough to actually lose a fight to a dyke piss me the fuck off even more.
My housemates not cleaning up after themselves because 'cleaning is for women' pisses me the fuck off. Being a slob is for teenage boys not adult men, in today's world. I wish they'd at least fork out the cash for a maid if they're so set on the idea.
Fat bitches with yoga pants.
Fat bitches with yoga pants...
Fat bitches with yoga pants...
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Robin
I second the disgust for fat people.
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