Thing That Piss Me The Fuck Off
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There's nothing that pisses me off more than retards on kijiji or Craigslist.
short list of fuckery:
not putting any info about what you're selling other than "2005 dodge" or "no major problems"
not even bothering to include the trim level, miles or even the drive train
taking upside down pictures or pictures that don't show the whole fucking car
taking an upside down picture and the car is so covered in snow all you can see are the wheels
saying they just put X amount of dollars in to justify charging a retarded amount of money for what you get
selling year old shit for 90%of the new value claiming it's hardly been used
don't even get me started on shitty titling of ads. people will just write "must see" or "wanted: for sale 92 great condition"
then there's trying to look for an apartment
no contact info
no address
some kind of bitter ass attitude or retarded shit like "no drinking or having people over" when they don't even live there
retarded charges for extra stuff
same price as a shit hole for a brand new place
no pictures or fucked pictures: blurry upside down messy place. they only show the apartment gym and one burner of the fucking stove
then there's the fucking weirdos who post pictures of themselves or their kids while trying to sell something
most of all no contact info or people who are just testing the waters
or fucks who whine about how their wife is making them sell their harley
short list of fuckery:
not putting any info about what you're selling other than "2005 dodge" or "no major problems"
not even bothering to include the trim level, miles or even the drive train
taking upside down pictures or pictures that don't show the whole fucking car
taking an upside down picture and the car is so covered in snow all you can see are the wheels
saying they just put X amount of dollars in to justify charging a retarded amount of money for what you get
selling year old shit for 90%of the new value claiming it's hardly been used
don't even get me started on shitty titling of ads. people will just write "must see" or "wanted: for sale 92 great condition"
then there's trying to look for an apartment
no contact info
no address
some kind of bitter ass attitude or retarded shit like "no drinking or having people over" when they don't even live there
retarded charges for extra stuff
same price as a shit hole for a brand new place
no pictures or fucked pictures: blurry upside down messy place. they only show the apartment gym and one burner of the fucking stove
then there's the fucking weirdos who post pictures of themselves or their kids while trying to sell something
most of all no contact info or people who are just testing the waters
or fucks who whine about how their wife is making them sell their harley
-People driving slow in the passing lane (left in USA).
-Girls walking too fast for me to approach effectively
-Guys that can't maintain eye contact on the street
-Chicago winter that kills day game opportunities
-People that don't want to meet after I cold call them
-People in America (mostly men) that can't dress if their life depended on it.
-Girls walking too fast for me to approach effectively
-Guys that can't maintain eye contact on the street
-Chicago winter that kills day game opportunities
-People that don't want to meet after I cold call them
-People in America (mostly men) that can't dress if their life depended on it.
Dodge only makes the Charger as a 4-door sedan, instead of it having 2 doors.
Trader Joe's employees
Know-it-alls who are too dumb to recognize their own seemingly complete obliviousness.
Employees and/or supervisors who don't understand that they're privileged to listen to me explain something to them.
Also people who unquestioningly accept the edicts of higher-ups without recognizing that what the higher-ups are trying to do is think for them under the assumption that their underlings are incapable of making good decisions.
People who have opinions about something that they have no fucking clue about. I don't walk up to a rocket scientist at NASA and explain to them how the moon landing worked and I expect a similar courtesy from others.
Employees and/or supervisors who don't understand that they're privileged to listen to me explain something to them.
Also people who unquestioningly accept the edicts of higher-ups without recognizing that what the higher-ups are trying to do is think for them under the assumption that their underlings are incapable of making good decisions.
People who have opinions about something that they have no fucking clue about. I don't walk up to a rocket scientist at NASA and explain to them how the moon landing worked and I expect a similar courtesy from others.
Porfirio Rubirosa
Woodpecker
- On Fat People
- Fat women thinking they're a great catch;
- Fat women tricking themselves into believing they're thin and dressing accordingly;
- Fat people who do nothing to get rid of their problem;
- Fat people who spend hours at the gym and then go to McDonald's.
In General
- Large segments of academia with its misguided arrogance and lack of intellectual/academic liberty (fortunately, it has remained in the US without really crossing the pond for extended periods of time...yet);
- People who jump the queue;
- Moronic flat ads exhibiting flats in such a state of disrepair that you'll get AIDS after the first night there;
- People who falsely claim to have read a certain book as if it were to confer upon them some sort of status and then fail to recall key events when we discuss the book or altogether refuse to discuss the book in a very suspicious manner;
- Just about anything written by mindless feminists;
- Trendy teenage 'anarchists'.
Liberals who spout torrents of anti-Catholic hatred online and don't realize they're no different than the KKK, who were also irrational in their all-encompassing hated of certain groups...including Catholics.
Days, if I may play devils advocate here, don't many Catholics themselves have liberal views? The Pope is as anti-business/socialist as it gets:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/thank-god-the-pope-is-an-anticapitalism-socialist-2013-12-11
Majority of Catholics voted pro-choice/pro-gay marriage Obama in last two elections
Obviously those results are skewed by Latino voters but what's the excuse for Catholic rich Democrat states like Massachusetts? Kennedy was over 50 years ago.
Catholicism is pretty far to the left economically- it almost looks like key Catholic single issues like abortion can be overlooked in order to maintain those socialist comforts provided by the government...
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/thank-god-the-pope-is-an-anticapitalism-socialist-2013-12-11
Majority of Catholics voted pro-choice/pro-gay marriage Obama in last two elections
Obviously those results are skewed by Latino voters but what's the excuse for Catholic rich Democrat states like Massachusetts? Kennedy was over 50 years ago.
Catholicism is pretty far to the left economically- it almost looks like key Catholic single issues like abortion can be overlooked in order to maintain those socialist comforts provided by the government...
This is as old as Facebook:
People who announce they're not coming to an event on an event page. Usually but not always a woman. "I'm so sorry I can't come to your party!! I'll be on a tropical beach in Thailand, wish I could make it to your party at a bowling alley."
Holy fuck do these people annoy me:
1. They have to passive aggressively boast (humble brag) about their absence, and how much better it is where they're actually going. Not explicitly, it's implied.
2. They would never say a peep if they a) simply showed up or b) didn't show up but had nothing cool going on.
3. The false enthusiasm of their "apology." Despite what they say, they are not "sorry" they could not make it to your shitty event, and they have no reason to be.
4. They want to get attention when they won't even be present. Can't you just shut up like a normal person?
People who announce they're not coming to an event on an event page. Usually but not always a woman. "I'm so sorry I can't come to your party!! I'll be on a tropical beach in Thailand, wish I could make it to your party at a bowling alley."
Holy fuck do these people annoy me:
1. They have to passive aggressively boast (humble brag) about their absence, and how much better it is where they're actually going. Not explicitly, it's implied.
2. They would never say a peep if they a) simply showed up or b) didn't show up but had nothing cool going on.
3. The false enthusiasm of their "apology." Despite what they say, they are not "sorry" they could not make it to your shitty event, and they have no reason to be.
4. They want to get attention when they won't even be present. Can't you just shut up like a normal person?
-slow walking people; may they all burn in hell
-people who hand out shit, ask for stuff for commercial reasons.. you don't have the right to disturb me on the street. Funny to see how they feel insulted at times when they are ignored.
-cars that refuse to stop or slow down for people crossing the street on a pedestrian crossing
-when you order food and its a lot less than what shows in the picture
-taxi drivers who don't have change
-people who cannot control their own bodyweight on public transport
-any bartender who uses the fixed measure for shots, im not paying 8$ for 0,0001 ml of hard liquor
-duck faces
-girls who put up 438 pictures of them on a social site but not one shows their body
-girls who don't make eye contact
-people who hand out shit, ask for stuff for commercial reasons.. you don't have the right to disturb me on the street. Funny to see how they feel insulted at times when they are ignored.
-cars that refuse to stop or slow down for people crossing the street on a pedestrian crossing
-when you order food and its a lot less than what shows in the picture
-taxi drivers who don't have change
-people who cannot control their own bodyweight on public transport
-any bartender who uses the fixed measure for shots, im not paying 8$ for 0,0001 ml of hard liquor
-duck faces
-girls who put up 438 pictures of them on a social site but not one shows their body
-girls who don't make eye contact
People who stare at their phones constantly.
The craze about dumb stuff like an iWatch.
Society is full of sheeple these days.
I wish we could somehow go back to the days of flip phones and the old internet.
The craze about dumb stuff like an iWatch.
Society is full of sheeple these days.
I wish we could somehow go back to the days of flip phones and the old internet.
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