RE: New TLC show - 90 Day Fiance
Just saw the first episode - thanks for the link.
The Colombian chick Paola would rate an 8.5 in Colombia. Maybe subtract a half point if you don't like plastic surgeries (fake tits and probably a nose job).
Russ would be an 8.5 in Colombia too. He's acting like a champ so far and she seems into him. So I feel good about that one.
Mike is being led to the slaughter. He doesn't know how to lead in a relationship. He's being an optimist and relying on her good nature and commitment to be enough. But it won't be.
If you look at them walking in Times Square towards the end of the episode, his hand is behind and her's is in front - terrible body language. They might make it to the wedding, but medium term Mike is a dead man walking.
Alan is punching above his weight with that nubile Brazilian. The only thing that can save him is if he turns into a more chill, secure guy once he gets married and starts ravaging the poosy.
Just saw the first episode - thanks for the link.
The Colombian chick Paola would rate an 8.5 in Colombia. Maybe subtract a half point if you don't like plastic surgeries (fake tits and probably a nose job).
Russ would be an 8.5 in Colombia too. He's acting like a champ so far and she seems into him. So I feel good about that one.
Mike is being led to the slaughter. He doesn't know how to lead in a relationship. He's being an optimist and relying on her good nature and commitment to be enough. But it won't be.
If you look at them walking in Times Square towards the end of the episode, his hand is behind and her's is in front - terrible body language. They might make it to the wedding, but medium term Mike is a dead man walking.
Alan is punching above his weight with that nubile Brazilian. The only thing that can save him is if he turns into a more chill, secure guy once he gets married and starts ravaging the poosy.
Russian bitches are like hurricanes - when they are gone, your house and your possessions are gone too!