Trigger Mortis? More like Trigger Warning - SJWs sink their teeth into James Bond

[TheWastelander]

I don't understand this need to constantly encroach on our space.

There's a war on masculinity and European culture.

 

[Libertas]

Bond's been hit with "diversity" for a while now, so this isn't really a surprise.

As far as I'm concerned, though Casino Royale was good, the (film) franchise could have ended with The World is Not Enough.

 

[Hotwheels]

Bond's been hit with "diversity" for a while now, so this isn't really a surprise.

As far as I'm concerned, though Casino Royale was good, the (film) franchise could have ended with The World is Not Enough Diamonds Are Forever.

FTFY

 

[Kingsley Davis]

The pic of this herb's wife explain everything, shocker.:dodgy:


"New James Bond author Anthony Horowitz admitted his wife was behind the editing out of sexism in the latest novel Trigger Mortis. The writer said that remaining attractive to a modern audience, given the main character's attitude to women, was one of the hardest things to do. Horowitz said his wife went over the first draft and was 'angry' about some of the things he written.

He told the Radio Times: 'My wife Jill Green, who is the producer of Foyle's War, read the first draft and was quite angry about some of the language and some of the words I used and the descriptions.

'And she was right as she always is and I had to cut back and cut back. I had to really bring it back over the line again. Bond's whole attitude to women, although it's part of his character it doesn't really play very well these days.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ew-Bond-novel-Trigger-Mortis-edited-wife.html

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[Papaya]

Here's the new Bond

 

[kaotic]

SJW's HATE what Bond stands for, in real life he'd epitome (one of them) of neo masculinity.

The useful idiots want to make sure this isn't being pushed on the big screen anymore.

Such a shame, I loved the bond movies growing up, he was an idol. The closest thing to him now is Archer

 

[Belgrano]

He told the Radio Times: 'My wife Jill Green, who is the producer of Foyle's War, read the first draft and was quite angry about some of the language and some of the words I used and the descriptions.

'And she was right as she always is and I had to cut back and cut back. I had to really bring it back over the line again. Bond's whole attitude to women, although it's part of his character it doesn't really play very well these days.'

:facepalm:

How is this even a thing, does anyone write new Hemingway novels or new Shakespeare plays? Of course not, the sheer idea is preposterous.
So why is it acceptable to rape Fleming´s literary legacy like that?
If they have any problems with the character, they should just come up with their own spy story and see if readers will find it interesting enough to buy it.
Why always mess with the classics and rob them of their dignity, instead of respecting them for what they are, allowing them to inspire you and then proceed with creating your own thing.

 

[Simeon_Strangelight]

They have been after Bond for a long time wanting to pull him down to the proper SJW standard. They will chip away at him until he is a proper male feminist and White Knight who has a ball-busting wife to whom he commits completely. Also he will have 2 kids - a trans-gender kid and a black kid he adopted. The new James Bond will likely be the real myth that the feminists crave for: THE SUBMISSIVE ALPHA.

Of course in reality such a man does not exist and even if he did, then the women would not like him as much, because he would submit to them and that is something that is not sexy. Christian Grey who submits to a 21 year old virgin? Who wants to flip the bean to that?

And yes - no man who has his any balls left should support the new James Bond franchise financially in any way.

 

[cascadecombo]

The pic of this herb's wife explain everything, shocker.:dodgy:


"New James Bond author Anthony Horowitz admitted his wife was behind the editing out of sexism in the latest novel Trigger Mortis. The writer said that remaining attractive to a modern audience, given the main character's attitude to women, was one of the hardest things to do. Horowitz said his wife went over the first draft and was 'angry' about some of the things he written.

He told the Radio Times: 'My wife Jill Green, who is the producer of Foyle's War, read the first draft and was quite angry about some of the language and some of the words I used and the descriptions.

'And she was right as she always is and I had to cut back and cut back. I had to really bring it back over the line again. Bond's whole attitude to women, although it's part of his character it doesn't really play very well these days.'

I have to say I have no idea who his wife is, or how good of a writer she is. But changing a character because your wife doesn't like him, when writing a story that is has males as its audience is a silly thing to do.

Bond's attitude towards women is part of the allure his character had.

 

[Alpharius]

So I read this book last month, have to say his "girlfriend" is around for about one chapter before she bounces off to be with another chick Bond also slept with. And in that one chapter he questions if he really wants her around cramping his style.

The book goes on to have Bond doing the things he does best, driving fast cars, making other agents look bad, drinking like a fish, smoking like a chimney, and wrecking the plans of bad guys across the world through sheer badassery. Is it as good as the originals? No, but it's not the nightmare presented here either.

 

[Bluto]

I've never read a Bond novel, but if I ever do get around to it, I will only read the stuff written by his creator Ian Fleming.

Good Choice. I have Read Dr. No, and it was very good. Ian Fleming did have Bond marry in the series, only to have her get killed however.

To the original point, I just found Volume One of Sean Connery's suite at Target. Guess who has two thumbs and is going to get the other volume ASAP.

Ill also add Daniel Craig to that as well at a later date.

 

[Bluto]

The pic of this herb's wife explain everything, shocker.:dodgy:


"New James Bond author Anthony Horowitz admitted his wife was behind the editing out of sexism in the latest novel Trigger Mortis. The writer said that remaining attractive to a modern audience, given the main character's attitude to women, was one of the hardest things to do. Horowitz said his wife went over the first draft and was 'angry' about some of the things he written.

He told the Radio Times: 'My wife Jill Green, who is the producer of Foyle's War, read the first draft and was quite angry about some of the language and some of the words I used and the descriptions.

'And she was right as she always is and I had to cut back and cut back. I had to really bring it back over the line again. Bond's whole attitude to women, although it's part of his character it doesn't really play very well these days.'

I have to say I have no idea who his wife is, or how good of a writer she is. But changing a character because your wife doesn't like him, when writing a story that is has males as its audience is a silly thing to do.

Bond's attitude towards women is part of the allure his character had.

Foyles' War was a good series, but it is no excuse for her being a bitch and changing James Bond. This Horowitz tranny sounds like he is getting pinned by his wife nightly. Count me out on this fag storm.

 

[Bluto]

It was going to happen sooner or later.

First Craig's bond started showing his 'feeeeeelings', and I knew it was heading in this direction.

The fact is, these lefties create nothing, they only destroy. They're worthless people and they know it, that's why they want to bring everyone else down to their level.

Really, when did that happen? I can't remember the last one very well, but I have seen the first three multiple times, and I recall him being very distant and closed off when around others. You may see him dealing with his emotions alone in Casino Royale but it was never in front of other people.

 

[Atlanta Man]

Men are James Bond's core audience, women should have no role in writing the franchise. This movie is going to do poorly...

 

[MajorStyles]

The only way to win against SJWs is to not buy the shit they ruin. That's it. The powers that be want to promote the degeneracy they push and we don't have a megaphone big enough to rival theirs.

I would take it a step further. Not only do we have to avoid buying it, but we have to continue shaming it in the public sector. They must feel the sting at the box office, or else they will continue their systematic assault on patriarchal standards. The SJW plan must be laid bare and stigmatized.

Our megaphone is the Internet, which has clearly caught them off guard (take Trump's win, for example). I am hoping for more victories.

 

[Leonard D Neubache]

I knew Bond was already dead when I saw that Spectre was on Netflix and I thought "did I see the one before that, and is it worth 2 hours of my life to see this one?"

Turns out it was not...

 

[sterling_archer]

I liked the Casino Royale movie and I think its the best JB movie to date. For that reason, I couldn't wait for the following sequels, only to be disappointed in the end. I don't know, something for example about Skyfall and Spectre doesn't work for me. They are not boring, they have plenty of action, and women and even gadgets / cars, but it lacks something which I am not sure what it is.

Casino Royale is on the other hand awesome. It is situated in Monte Negro (always like to see Balkan in movies), it has high stakes poker games (a must for Bond character, although baccarat in original), women (Eva Green is my favorite actress), cars (immortal Aston Martin).

Also I really liked to see in the 21st century Hollywood movie line like this:
Vesper Lynd to bond: "You have me there. You can have me anywhere."
Although Bond's answer is bit... : "I can?"

 

[John Michael Kane]

Best thing to do is just boycott, and only watch it when it comes to DVD in your local library. That's what I did with the recent Star Wars crap. I'm not paying to subsidize SJW viewpoints. Starve the beast gents!

 

[Vicious]

Had this avatar for 7 years with good reason.

Good for them Ian Fleming is dead, he'd never stand for it.

 

[The Man w/ the Golden Gun]

Bond's pozzed now? hahahahahaha

1v1 me NOW bitch