True To The Game Players: The John Wall Story

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

He's saying all of the right words and making the right noises.

But why do I get the feeling he's going to simp out like the other 'ballers' eventually.

Just one of those feelings.

Because the raw vagina is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to top tall men in a single bound. Vagina is made for this......it will win.

 

[Chewbacon]

So bitches be hittin' the Wall?

I've heard that Carmelo and Kyrie are the smoothest players. I've met Steph Curry and Jeremy Lin, both "gentlemen", not players.

Steph Curry is married.

Thing is when you are that elite, do you want to spend your time chasing bitches or become one of the greatest athletes ever to play the game?

J-Lin is all about that jesus ish. I wouldn't be (too) surprised if the dude is still a virgin.

Shit man, the one asian american we got in this league and he's vanilla as fuck. Should have learned some game from JR Smith back when he was a knick.

 

[Moma]

Which ballers made it through 'true to the game' in the last 10 years?

 

[dads]

That was a great post by Excelsior, and I apologize for responding in something so brief. However, I just wanted to point out that I don't think relationship status has ANY effect on athletes. As someone who really follows sports (e.g. Kirk Goldsberry and Zach Lowe are some of my favorite writers) I do not know the relationship status of a majority of athletes. I think the ranking of "people who know the most about athletes" goes:

1. Pop Culture/Celebrity Bloggers
2. Big Time Sports Fans of Specific Times
3. General Audience

Hence, I don't think (on average) fans really know that Kevin Durant was engaged for a minute last year, or that Earl Thomas has a girlfriend and a child, or that Patrick Willis has a girlfriend (all information found in the last 10 minutes doing some research). I think the guys that market sports understand this, and especially nowadays most guys are VERY careful with who they are hooking up with. Musicians and whatnot have the freedom to be seen around with sluts, instgram hoes and getting rejected by up and coming pornstarlets (see: Mia Khalifa and Drake). Athletes don't have that, and they're careful about it, and surprisingly, most mainstream reporters seem to have a level of respect for that.