Two lesbians attempt to sail to Tahiti. End result is what you'd expect.

[Douglas Quaid]

RE: 2 lesbians attempt to sail to Tahiti. End result is what you expect.

The blonde chick looks like Paul Hogan in a wig...



(Crocodile Dundee)

(Aussie accent)

That's not a dyke...these are dykes.

Just dykes having fun.

 

[Jetset]

RE: 2 lesbians attempt to sail to Tahiti. End result is what you expect.

Also, is this really the shirt you want to get rescued in?

Bitch, you were destined for the chum bucket like fifteen minutes ago.

 

[SlickyBoy]

RE: 2 lesbians attempt to sail to Tahiti. End result is what you expect.

I guess they couldn’t do this because diesel is misogyny.

Spit-coffee-through-the-nose laughing moment! SO true!

 

[Suits]

RE: 2 lesbians attempt to sail to Tahiti. End result is what you expect.

A lot of woman who like to sail get into trouble by having a boat that is too large for them and therefore requires larger sails than they have the strength to lift on their own. This forces them to rely on motor driven devices to lift the sails that are prone to untimely mechanical failures.

However, if it was the spreader that broke, this doesn't seem to be the case. However, that shouldn't make sailing impossible, just more unwieldy and challenging.

The bigger problem seems to be their complete inability to navigate through manual means.

 

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

RE: 2 lesbians attempt to sail to Tahiti. End result is what you expect.

Wouldn't want to project my own experiences on this case, but let me just say that these two bulldog-looking attention whores are the same sort of people who always plow their anchor through a whole row of boats peacefully docked at a marina because "their engine malfunctioned".

 

[dicknixon72]

Wouldn't want to project my own experiences on this case, but let me just say that these two bulldog-looking attention whores are the same sort of people who always plow their anchor through a whole row of boats peacefully docked at a marina because "their engine malfunctioned".

 

[beta_plus]

NAWALT ... if they were raised by a good Dad

One of my exes was a genuinely good sailor, including going on trips through the Caribbean. However, she had the sense to realize that multiple weeks at sea was not for her (the stories her sailing club members told me made it sound like utter misery), and anything beyond a day trip was done with multiple crew members who knew what they were doing.

But her Dad was a Navy vet and he and her extended family had taught her since she was small, which I suspect is why she was one of the genuine exceptions.

I'd be very interested to hear about childhoods of these women.

 

[Germanicus]

I almost posted this story yesterday.... Some "wyman" on Facebook posted this story with the head line. "These two women are my heroes"
I was thinking to myself..... bitch you need better heroes

So her heroes are women who are disastrously incompetent and need rescuing by fucking white heterosexual males yet still claim they're something special... Yup, idiot woman on Facebook sounds like an idiot woman on Facebook.

Can we throw the two dykes back into the ocean? You're supposed to catch and release when fishing.

 

[Foolsgo1d]

Read stories of unfortunates who made little mistakes and died or lost loved ones. These 2 retards go into one of the most merciless environments on Earth, fuck it up repeatedly annnnd survive.

Either the law of nature has better(worse) plans for them or its some form of enlightenment episode ofr them which I doubt they will learn from.

 

[YoungBlade]

This pair o' dykes couldn't make it to paradise.

All jokes aside though, what in the almighty fuck were they thinking?

 

[Jetset]

I almost posted this story yesterday.... Some "wyman" on Facebook posted this story with the head line. "These two women are my heroes"
I was thinking to myself..... bitch you need better heroes

So her heroes are women who are disastrously incompetent and need rescuing by fucking white heterosexual males yet still claim they're something special... Yup, idiot woman on Facebook sounds like an idiot woman on Facebook.

In an imperialist/colonialist paramilitary combat vessel, no less.

 

[CaptainChardonnay]

diesel is misogyny

 

[SpiderKing]

Poseidon responded.

He doesn't want those whales either.

Can we throw the two dykes back into the ocean? You're supposed to catch and release when fishing.

 

[Long Haired Samson]

I know nothing about seamanship or sailing but I would think sailing across the Pacific Ocean is very serious business. It's not something to be taken lightly. It's 2,761 miles from Oahu to Tahiti over open ocean. The Pacific Ocean is a dangerous place for people who don't know what the heck they are doing.

Back in 2014 a married coupled rowed from Monterey, California to Hawaii. This couple went through extensive preparation and training. They even practiced what do do if their boat capsized. The couple are well trained endurance athletes and very fit. They made the trip in 45 days. I wonder if they banged on the trip? Hahaha. They must have brought a ton of food to keep their bodies sufficiently fueled to keep rowing basically 24/7.

 

[911]

Also, is this really the shirt you want to get rescued in?

Bitch, you were destined for the chum bucket like fifteen minutes ago.

That dog looks famished, she must have eaten most of its food.

 

[anthony]

2600 miles in the South Pacific ocean...the only thing they did to prepare is to bring a years worth of food. How about Sailing 101? How bout a decade of practice first? Sitting on a pile of cash.....wanting to do something because reasons..."YEP LETS DO IT!"

 

[Sidney Crosby]

These heaux (Danielle Bregoli voice) were scared of sharks circling the boat..... watched way too much Jaws.

 

[balybary]

Verdict: Crazy.

https://www.today.com/news/two-women-their-dogs-rescued-navy-after-being-lost-sea-t118077

The women lost hope over the next few months, fearing they would never be found as their boat drifted along, often surrounded by sharks.

“I went downstairs with the boys and we basically laid huddled on the floor and I told them not to bark, because the sharks could hear us breathing. They could smell us,” Appel said.

 

[Chetthebaker]

Did anybody actually notice they were gone for five months? Sounds like they weren't really missed...

 

[realologist]

Over/under that they watched Moana right before they went on this trip?