Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect guy & meet him

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weambulance

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I just skipped through it but she would be like +3 if she had normal hair. Her weird light purple hair is a fucking terrible choice given her complexion. It makes her look 5 years older and ill. She'd be pretty alright looking if she had dark brown hair; her face isn't ugly.

I didn't see enough to get a sense of her body; I'm sure she could use 6 months in the gym whether she's chubby or not.
 
Aurini

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I get the strong impression that the people behind this series are predominantly homosexual.

A bunch of queers playing doll-house with peoples lives, "Oh honey, you two look FABULOUS!", building "relationships" off of the same short-term mating standards they employ; then after the novelty wears off, they wander away looking for a bath house, leaving two people in a relationship/marriage built off of superficialities with no forward direction.

Very few homosexuals have any sort of forward-direction; after all, they all wind up as ugly old creeps. They don't have children to invest in, or a society to maintain for said children. No spiritual commitment to building something more with a relationship than just sex and movie night.

The things that truly matter in life can't be put onto a chart. My only non-negotiable with a woman is that she isn't an SJW/Narcissist/Whore who's genuinely fearful of God, and doesn't pretend that Jesus is her buddy, and is willing to submit to higher calling than gina tingles.

These two are doomed to misery.
 
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Rush87

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My reaction to purple hair:

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Travesty

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^ If you talk about my game being beta again I am coming after you. And yes I banged that blonde chick and left a card on the bed that said Mr. Right Now.
 
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eatthishomie

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There is such a thing as fried ice cream. It's a delicious Mexican delicacy. Chi-Chi's used to have it when they were a restaurant instead of a grocery store salsa maker.

I know what part of my next free meal is gonna consist of now...
 
Malone

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Are all NYC men this effeminate and thirsty? Black dude calls that monster "beautiful." Purple hairs dude is gay. The blondes dude seems effeminate and weak.

This show seems like authoritative proof that women don't know shit about what they want and their checklists are bullshit.
 
zombiejimmorrison

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A man's list would take only 3 boards to cover, young, healthy weight and not slutty. I can guarantee it would be a good match and the woman would actually fall for the guy if he's looking to settle down.

Game 101. A man can have every quality a woman is looking for and be a beta bitch who she'll never sleep with unless she's running dry. On the other hand he could have none of the qualities she's looking for but be an alpha that gets the tingles going. So there's only one variable that actually matters and that's resolute confidence.
 
Killer Joe

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Is the video uploaded somewhere else? The link provided is giving me crap about turning off my adblocker, and I don't turn off my adblock for anyone.
 
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eatthishomie

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RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

zombiejimmorrison said:
A man's list would take only 3 boards to cover, young, healthy weight and not slutty. I can guarantee it would be a good match and the woman would actually fall for the guy if he's looking to settle down.

Game 101. A man can have every quality a woman is looking for and be a beta bitch who she'll never sleep with unless she's running dry. On the other hand he could have none of the qualities she's looking for but be an alpha that gets the tingles going. So there's only one variable that actually matters and that's resolute confidence.
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Well I would add three more boards for sanity, pleasantness, and femininity. Those three things are even more important than youth and chastity in my book.
 
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CaptainS

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RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

eatthishomie said:
https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-perfect-match-a-professional-bridesmaid-looks-for-love

Dating in NYC is, like, a TOTAL DISASTER to this one (7/10 WB).

Her "perfect guy" is so beta that he lost sleep because of how nervous he was the night before about going on a date with an actual girl.
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She makes a living selling unknown books and being a "bridesmaid for hire". I think that means some shmuck is financing her. And her bridesmaids for hire website flagged my virus software.

Also, she's cute. No woman wants to pay for a bridesmaid who is potentially prettier than her.
 
hydrogonian

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RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

eatthishomie said:
She doesn't like guys who lift apparently. Her preferred body type is "not gymmy".
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That's code for: "I don't want to have to take a subordinate position in the relationship due to my commitment to look like terrible".
 
hydrogonian

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RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

eatthishomie said:
https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/...lamour&kwp_0=108598&kwp_4=531652&kwp_1=284494

Still watching the video, will be updating this thread with commentary.

"Her last relationship was two years ago"
LOL, figures.

She doesn't like guys who lift apparently. Her preferred body type is "not gymmy".
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Purple haired bitch chooses closet fag as her ideal match. Dame Edna found a reverse aging machine. Nuff said.

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hydrogonian

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RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

eatthishomie said:
https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/...lamour&kwp_0=108598&kwp_4=531652&kwp_1=284494
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I detect a homosexual affect in the guy's voice. It's subtle but there. I'd guess him to be bisexual as he seemed genuinely nervous when departing. I've learned not to give guys the benefit of the doubt with gaydar.

He uses the word "like" with the frequency of a 16 year old.

The conversation was too PG to count as 'game' but maybe that was because of the film crew; but my intuition doubts it. Normally, that would be weak sauce but that might lead to a relationship, due to his money(?) and looks (blond+body that she likes, thin head, but I'm suspicious of what is under that beard) that will boost her obviously low self-image, but one wherein she dominates and then dumps him after a 1-2 years because by then all that any guy has going for him is his game.

The reality is that he could never bring her around his law boss or associates with that hair unless he works doc review or for a shit firm and plans to stay there. They can't have clients or anyone else see that hair at any type of social event. Thus, he's going to bang her, maybe, and not do anything else. I don't think he has the balls to make her change her hair.
 
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cubanlinx

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To girls who don't ever exercise, "gymmy" means looking like Phil Heath or something. They have an utter lack of knowledge outside their own interests and are utterly credible and naive to whatever's said to them by the media.
They're so ignorant, its incredible. Lol.
 
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