Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect guy & meet him

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CaptainS

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hydrogonian said:
I detect a homosexual affect in the guy's voice. It's subtle but there. I'd guess him to be bisexual as he seemed genuinely nervous when departing. I've learned not to give guys the benefit of the doubt with gaydar.

He uses the word "like" with the frequency of a 16 year old.

Nothing about his speech pattern suggested he was a lawyer. I would have guessed waiter or Apple store worker.

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Her: How was your day?
Him: <giggles> It's go-od.
 

Il Bersagliere

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"He's different than the people I normally gravitate toward."
"I feel like I don't trust myself."

Most notable quotes in the piece. Pretty entertaining. I didn't think the guy was bad until he started the flamboyant hand gestures and using 'like' in every other sentence. He's the type of dude one would meet at Sea World who claims he has the ability to talk with dolphins.

She pretty much recreated her gay best friend.
 

etwsake

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Jesus Christ, are these limp-wristed sissies really what passes for MEN in America these days?
 

Hermetic Seal

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I don't think these guys are gay. They come across as pathetic, yes, but it's largely because nobody has ever taught them how to act.

I never had such effeminate body language as these dudes, but I did have a very awkward/nerdy/twitchy sort of air about me, until I started to discover Heartiste et al who taught the importance of body language. I have a very different sort of air around me these days. I think any one of these guys could shape up to be confident, appealing men, they just need someone to train them to break those bad habits and comport themselves with masculinity/dignity.

They're a product of their (harmful) environment.
 
RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

hydrogonian said:
eatthishomie said:
She doesn't like guys who lift apparently. Her preferred body type is "not gymmy".

That's code for: "I don't want to have to take a subordinate position in the relationship due to my commitment to look like terrible".

 

RIslander

 
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eatthishomie said:
"I want my life to be like the movies"

:facepalm2:

I wish my life was like the movies too. As in Matt Damon in The Martian.

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churros

 
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RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

Il Bersagliere said:
"He's different than the people I normally gravitate toward."
"I feel like I don't trust myself."

Most notable quotes in the piece.

That cuts to the heart of it. I read an article a while ago, in which a feminist Brooklyn type discusses her attraction to masculine Russian men, while "in theory" wanting the hipster type who treats her right. Unique for its honesty.
 

VincentVinturi

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She would actually be really attractive if she weren't raised in this culture and stuffed full of moronic liberal ideas.

She's got a bubbly personality, smiles a lot and has a high, tittering laugh.

No coarse "hah!"s.

But the good is overshadowed by all the incredibly stupid things she says, her uptalk and her self-uglification.

She's dressed like a dowdy old grade school teacher, she's working on a second chin, and HER HAIR IS FUCKING PURPLE.

If she were raised in a normal culture that encouraged petiteness and femininity she'd be altogether different.

And same goes for homeboy.

He's good looking and successful (if being a lawyer makes one successful) but he's all kinds of fruity.

First, he agrees to do some stupid shit like this.

Second, he shakes her hand when he greets her?

Utter lack of game recognized.

Then he prattles on inanely in that bitch voice of his.

Darn it, he could have been a normal guy.

I'll make a wish that he discover the forum and change his faggy ways.
 

CynicalContrarian

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Just like in nature when a critter is brightly coloured to indicate poison.
So to do these gals indicate poison with their retro / hipster 1950's granny style.
Mental poison that is.

Had a girl recently tell me at age 28 (sans kids), none of her relationships had lasted longer than 6 months due to her eventual boredom. Big red flag.
Yet she's still looking out for ideal husband. To which she stated her list is only one page.

So of course I asked - A4... or A3 page size?
She responded - "Oh ha! No, just A4!"

Just A4 she says...
Keep lookin' for that husband toots. Keep lookin'
 

CRR

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No amount of money could persuade me to 'audition' to be the boyfriend/husband of a purple haired, dowdy, annoying girl.

It reminds me of the countless articles we've seen posted here written by a fat mid-20s girl, or mid-30s (and beyond) unattractive career woman who are just shocked that they can't find their dream man.

That our culture presents this as the modern version of 'the girl next door' says a lot about how our culture has regressed, that feminism dominates our culture, completely ignoring what men are looking for in a woman.
 

CaptainS

Hummingbird
How is compatibility calculated? It seems like the women are asked their preferences and they see if the guys meet their criteria. It doesn't appear that the men are asked what they want at all.

I wonder what my conversation openers would be. All of these women are liberals (and only Jen is attractive) so, realistically, I would cut it short and leave. The women seem to be just posing for the camera, no interest in the date. In the case of Jen, according to her IG it looks like she was dating the same guy before and after the show.
 
RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

She's not ugly but her purple hair is a total turnoff at first sight, and her clothing style doesn't help.

The guy looks like a closeted homosexual.
 
She also has THAT voice. Y'all know the kind of voice I'm talking about. The kind where you hear it and you start wondering to yourself how many seconds it's gonna take for her to say something sarcastic.

She isn't a total lost cause though. The gym, a normal hair color, and some charm school would do her a world of good.
 

BIGINJAPAN

Kingfisher
I could turn that girl into an 8. She has a good foundation to work with.

Generally women with hair like that and shitty clothing are a lost cause but i think she has real potential.
 

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RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

BIGINJAPAN said:
I could turn that girl into an 8. She has a good foundation to work with.

Generally women with hair like that and shitty clothing are a lost cause but i think she has real potential.

You could say that for most women (and men). Most aren't genetic disasters.

The real problem is:

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DaveR

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RE: Watch a snarky, dumpy, purple-haired basic fembot "design" her perfect g...

CynicalContrarian said:
Had a girl recently tell me at age 28 (sans kids), none of her relationships had lasted longer than 6 months due to her eventual boredom. Big red flag.
Yet she's still looking out for ideal husband. To which she stated her list is only one page.

So of course I asked - A4... or A3 page size?
She responded - "Oh ha! No, just A4!"

Just A4 she says...
Keep lookin' for that husband toots. Keep lookin'

Sounds a bit like this:

 
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