Watermelon Woman (Brazil)

[Muk]

YouTube just recommended this to me. Great quote at the beginning:

"The Russians love drinking and AK-47s, Americans love just being fat sacks of useless shit, and Brazilians love having big asses."

I actually thought that quote was pretty lame. Seems like he's America-bashing because he thinks it makes him cool...or something... or he has some anger issues with America...
They're not even related...it's like he's saying "Asians like Rice, Europeans like Bread, and FUCK AMERICA, THEY'RE USELESS FAT FUCKS"
Terribly incongruent...

"Russians like faces, Americans like tits, and Brazilians like asses"
would make more sense
Or even "Russians like vodka, Americans like guns, and Brazillians like asses"
though "Vodka," "Guns," and "asses" aren't related...

basically, what I'm saying, is... Dude is a pretentious prick...

 

[speakeasy]

WB.

 

[soup]

The guy from Vice hasn't seen enough quality asses to really be doing that documentary.

They need to get an ass specialist.

 

[WestIndianArchie]

I wonder if that's the preferred shape and volume in Brazil?

WIA

 

[Valhalla]

Soup they should hire you

"Soup vice ass correspondent"

 

[Oz.]

That ass was not as impressive as I thought it was going to be, vice has clearly never been to Miami.

 

[Sumanguru]

As much as I hate Vice. . .this video.

. . .

So what you're saying is you don't hang around any black chicks. Got it.