Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

WestIndianArchie

Peacock
Gold Member
WBa - would barf

WNB

WLHSMD - would let her suck my dick, but would never been seen with her
WB if there's no work involved
WB and do some work
WB and would bring my A Game
WB and immediately wife up, bang raw, no pull out
WB, but she's so hot that I turn back into a drooling 12 year old

This chick?

WB if there's no work involved. Swipe on tinder, send a few okcupid messages, talk to her if she happened to order a drink while i'm chilling at the bar.

She's hot enough that I wouldn't be ashamed of fucking her. But she can't go with me to my weekly Nation of Islam meeting.

WIA
 

The Lizard of Oz

Crow
Gold Member
A few things...

Guys ragging on this girl's face are not understanding what a fuckable face is, a face that looks splendid sucking a wet hard dick.

When you have a 19 year old with THOSE TITS and THAT F'ING ASS, you want this kind of sloppy peach of a face that is ready to bruise and be worthless from ripeness already. It adds (even if it seems impossible) to the unbearable sexual potency of the girl's body.

What has also gone unmentioned is all the other sexual perfections of that body; it's not just that she a pair of tits that is 1 in 10,000 in its perfection, and an ass equally devastating if not more so, I mean literally one of the handful of best asses I've ever had the privilege of seeing; it's also her other parts, the shoulders, the limbs, she has exceptional hands.

You can also see from the video that she is extremely sexual and sexually inspired. The way she unzips her enraging sweatshirt hugging those balls of pinkness ready to burst out; the (very unusual, actually) way she handles her tits with her hands and half hides them for a time; the exact way and pace of how she pulls down her pants to disclose the ass -- all these things are done with the most perfect sexual correctness, designed to fill a a man's sack and harden his rod beyond what might have seemed possible. She is a slut and a whore of genius.

The absurd designation of this creature as a "6" misses the larger fact that there are, in a sense, two different 1-10 scales which overlap but do not coincide: the looks/pictorial scale and the sexual/fucking scale. It is almost not even worth arguing just where this SUPERSLUT falls on the looks/pictorial scale, because she is a **10** -- a fucking 11 -- on the sexual/fucking scale. She is as perfectly optimized to extract come from a man as any creature on earth could possibly be, and the revelation of this sexual supernova on film is something that strikes to the depths of a man's sack and stays there. If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.
 

game_ethic

Kingfisher
The Lizard of Oz said:
A few things...

Guys ragging on this girl's face are not understanding what a fuckable face is, a face that looks splendid sucking a wet hard dick.

When you have a 19 year old with THOSE TITS and THAT F'ING ASS, you want this kind of sloppy peach of a face that is ready to bruise and be worthless from ripeness already. It adds (even if it seems impossible) to the unbearable sexual potency of the girl's body.

What has also gone unmentioned is all the other sexual perfections of that body; it's not just that she a pair of tits that is 1 in 10,000 in its perfection, and an ass equally devastating if not more so, I mean literally one of the handful of best asses I've ever had the privilege of seeing; it's also her other parts, the shoulders, the limbs, she has exceptional hands.

You can also see from the video that she is extremely sexual and sexually inspired. The way she unzips her enraging sweatshirt hugging those balls of pinkness ready to burst out; the (very unusual, actually) way she handles her tits with her hands and half hides them for a time; the exact way and pace of how she pulls down her pants to disclose the ass -- all these things are done with the most perfect sexual correctness, designed to fill a a man's sack and harden his rod beyond what might have seemed possible. She is a slut and a whore of genius.

The absurd designation of this creature as a "6" misses the larger fact that there are, in a sense, two different 1-10 scales which overlap but do not coincide: the looks/pictorial scale and the sexual/fucking scale. It is almost not even worth arguing just where this SUPERSLUT falls on the looks/pictorial scale, because she is a **10** -- a fucking 11 -- on the sexual/fucking scale. She is as perfectly optimized to extract come from a man as any creature on earth could possibly be, and the revelation of this sexual supernova on film is something that strikes to the depths of a man's sack and stays there. If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.
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Quintus Curtius

Crow
Gold Member
Just busting your chops, Lizard...

Just imagine a dramatic reading of your post that's on the level of Michael Shannon's classic reading of that crazy sorority letter of a couple years ago...


 

kosko

Peacock
Gold Member
The Lizard of Oz said:
A few things...

Guys ragging on this girl's face are not understanding what a fuckable face is, a face that looks splendid sucking a wet hard dick.

When you have a 19 year old with THOSE TITS and THAT F'ING ASS, you want this kind of sloppy peach of a face that is ready to bruise and be worthless from ripeness already. It adds (even if it seems impossible) to the unbearable sexual potency of the girl's body.

What has also gone unmentioned is all the other sexual perfections of that body; it's not just that she a pair of tits that is 1 in 10,000 in its perfection, and an ass equally devastating if not more so, I mean literally one of the handful of best asses I've ever had the privilege of seeing; it's also her other parts, the shoulders, the limbs, she has exceptional hands.

You can also see from the video that she is extremely sexual and sexually inspired. The way she unzips her enraging sweatshirt hugging those balls of pinkness ready to burst out; the (very unusual, actually) way she handles her tits with her hands and half hides them for a time; the exact way and pace of how she pulls down her pants to disclose the ass -- all these things are done with the most perfect sexual correctness, designed to fill a a man's sack and harden his rod beyond what might have seemed possible. She is a slut and a whore of genius.

The absurd designation of this creature as a "6" misses the larger fact that there are, in a sense, two different 1-10 scales which overlap but do not coincide: the looks/pictorial scale and the sexual/fucking scale. It is almost not even worth arguing just where this SUPERSLUT falls on the looks/pictorial scale, because she is a **10** -- a fucking 11 -- on the sexual/fucking scale. She is as perfectly optimized to extract come from a man as any creature on earth could possibly be, and the revelation of this sexual supernova on film is something that strikes to the depths of a man's sack and stays there. If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.


Woah woah woah. Lets back track here a quick minute. I appreciate this view on how fucktastic this girl is. But keep in mind never in my posts did I claim I would not fuck this woman. But keep in mind the spectrum of woman I would fuck is great. There is likely a billion women on this earth I would gladly stick my dick into but there is clear divisions between them.

First off one has to divide what is know to what isn't. I do go at this girl from the impression of her being naked. You have to understand my context in shaping this. I have had the privilege (or curse, depends on how you want to see it) to have been in the company of hundreds of women naked. I have seen more naked female flesh in person then majority of men through my hobbies of swinging. So in my mind it is just to easy to separate skin from no skin. So I can detach myself from seeing her plump tits and ass to simply just rating her for what she is, what I am presented, i.e, with if I seen her on the street, in the bar, in the store, in the gym etc. I don't ever blend both.

Next. The fantasy of her being young need to stop. She is not 19 and the juxtaposition of her youthful 18 year old picture to her video is far off. On her Facebook she is part of the "Class of 2013" OSU group. Which means She was 18 in 2012, and is likely 22-24 years old. And the thing is, you can see this clearly. She is far from the tight and supple youth many are stating. You can see the bags in her eyes and the laugh lines settling. She is at the very end of her peak.

In the end the best way to describe this girl is that she is pornstar hot. The first porn star who comes to mind who she reminds me of is Kangey Linn Carter:

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Same type of deal. McCheesy type face. Blonde as snow. Sub-Standard face. Sex kitten. A girl who is only viewed at as a fuck doll. No way in hell I would call this woman beautiful. She would likley look like a haggard whore in the morning but she makes my dick ache each time I see her fuck.

So when I see this girl in the OP I see the same thing as what I see with that porn slut. I don't see some magical esque beauty. Some forbidden fruit, all that is bullshit. Some of the most unassuming girls have the best bodies naked and you would never even guess. While on the flip some of the most assuming women look like shit naked so its never wise to try and blend the two. The mystery is always there but its dangerous to let it get to the point of fantasy and lust because if she is a let down.. then what?

I just see a good looking slut who is forgettable, and I will always appreate women who I don't want to forget. Women that keep comming back into my mind. Not women who I will forget about 5mins later. For me to say a girl is exceptionaly hot she has to be hottest girl that was in my frame that day/night. I saw hotter girls at the gym today then the slut in question. So I can't profess the same admiration as you do to the women because we just simply see it different ways. When you blend both the fantasy of a hyper sexualized presentation and what is really present you can easily be fueled by emotions of the other head taking charge in shaping ones views. Nothing wrong with that but if a woman has a marginal face, that that's just what it is. But if she is what she is then why all the admiration for something that isn't perfection? Maybe somebodys idea of perfection but unless she is indeed close to perfection in the truest sense can I look ath er for what she is.

A perfect example of a girl who is exceptionally more preety then this girl is the girl who was just posted in the China dude goes to Ukraine thread:

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Far and beyond more preety. The OP girl has a much better body. Better tits and a better ass but if I was presented with both and a option to persue one. I would lean towards the Ukraine girl unless I was just in a horn dog type of mood and wanted to plow my dick in some tits.
 

Oz.

Pelican
Travesty444 said:
Oz how many times did you fap to this?

Be honest now.

And have you tried to game her through social media?

I'm thinking I should get a name change, maybe Lizard paid the bail

Bail Bond Game :laugh:
 
WestIndianArchie said:
WBa - would barf

WNB

WLHSMD - would let her suck my dick, but would never been seen with her
WB if there's no work involved
WB and do some work
WB and would bring my A Game
WB and immediately wife up, bang raw, no pull out
WB, but she's so hot that I turn back into a drooling 12 year old

This chick?

WB if there's no work involved. Swipe on tinder, send a few okcupid messages, talk to her if she happened to order a drink while i'm chilling at the bar.

She's hot enough that I wouldn't be ashamed of fucking her. But she can't go with me to my weekly Nation of Islam meeting.

WIA

You left out
WB, WNB again, but would get a kick out of turning her over to your buddy for sloppy seconds
 
The Lizard of Oz said:
A few things...

Guys ragging on this girl's face are not understanding what a fuckable face is, a face that looks splendid sucking a wet hard dick.

When you have a 19 year old with THOSE TITS and THAT F'ING ASS, you want this kind of sloppy peach of a face that is ready to bruise and be worthless from ripeness already. It adds (even if it seems impossible) to the unbearable sexual potency of the girl's body.

What has also gone unmentioned is all the other sexual perfections of that body; it's not just that she a pair of tits that is 1 in 10,000 in its perfection, and an ass equally devastating if not more so, I mean literally one of the handful of best asses I've ever had the privilege of seeing; it's also her other parts, the shoulders, the limbs, she has exceptional hands.

You can also see from the video that she is extremely sexual and sexually inspired. The way she unzips her enraging sweatshirt hugging those balls of pinkness ready to burst out; the (very unusual, actually) way she handles her tits with her hands and half hides them for a time; the exact way and pace of how she pulls down her pants to disclose the ass -- all these things are done with the most perfect sexual correctness, designed to fill a a man's sack and harden his rod beyond what might have seemed possible. She is a slut and a whore of genius.

The absurd designation of this creature as a "6" misses the larger fact that there are, in a sense, two different 1-10 scales which overlap but do not coincide: the looks/pictorial scale and the sexual/fucking scale. It is almost not even worth arguing just where this SUPERSLUT falls on the looks/pictorial scale, because she is a **10** -- a fucking 11 -- on the sexual/fucking scale. She is as perfectly optimized to extract come from a man as any creature on earth could possibly be, and the revelation of this sexual supernova on film is something that strikes to the depths of a man's sack and stays there. If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.

Bingo. Well said, sir. Roosh should award Pulitzers (Rooshitzers? heh), and you should be a recipient.


There is statuesque beauty, and there is sluttiness. Sluttiness is powerfully arousing and can elevate a 5 up to a 10 in terms of sexual desirability.

The exception to this, in my experience, is fat. A slutty fat chick is just repulsive.
 

MrXY

Hummingbird
Gold Member
kosko said:
She does indeed have a McCheese type face. Her mug ain't that good, but the fits distract you from all that.

Blonde inflation and a point per titty give her a flawed 8 when she really only a 6.

Marginal blondes do nothing for me. I lost my virginity to a blonde like this. A massive slut too who couldn't turn down any of the dudes that hounded her. I fucked her in the back of an rental car my homie swooped and wore 2 or 3 condoms because I was afraid to get her pregnant bahaha.

WestIndianArchie said:
WBa - would barf

WNB

WLHSMD - would let her suck my dick, but would never been seen with her
WB if there's no work involved
WB and do some work
WB and would bring my A Game
WB and immediately wife up, bang raw, no pull out
WB, but she's so hot that I turn back into a drooling 12 year old

This chick?

WB if there's no work involved. Swipe on tinder, send a few okcupid messages, talk to her if she happened to order a drink while i'm chilling at the bar.

She's hot enough that I wouldn't be ashamed of fucking her. But she can't go with me to my weekly Nation of Islam meeting.

WIA

:laugh:

:gtfo:

This girl's level of juicy ripeness and slut hotness is unreal; Lizard had the last word on that.
 

DChambers

Woodpecker
Quintus Curtius said:
Just busting your chops, Lizard...

Just imagine a dramatic reading of your post that's on the level of Michael Shannon's classic reading of that crazy sorority letter of a couple years ago...




That was amazing. I'm dying over here.
 
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