Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

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The Lizard of Oz said:
A few things...

.... She is a slut and a whore of genius.

.... If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.
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I concur with Lizard here, and WIA.

My boner rates this girl a 10 because she gives off that impression that the bang is a sure thing, little work would be required and she would be great in bed. That is where I agree with Lizard

My ego rates this girl a 6. Which is where I agree with WIA She is cute, but not beautiful, and the fact that she exudes "I will suck your dick in the alley behind the bar" vibes would make me feel uncomfortable to be seen with her anywhere besides me bedroom or at last call.

The above example has been common in my life, if a girl has palpable sluttiness or is a 'whore of genius' everyone can sense it and it lessens my desire to be seen with her in public, despite my boner wanting to put her on lock.

This chick would be #1 on my rotation when single, and the kind of girl I would cheat on every one of my LTR's with but never give an exclusive LTR to herself...she probably has spent many nights already shedding tears on those juicy tits over why she can never keep a boyfriend yet everyone wants to fuck her.

Her life story as she ages may well be "always the home wrecker, never the bride"
 
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Blobert said:
Here's another camshow clip of her, ordering pizza topless. Asks whether there's anything she can do anything to not have to tip the delivery guy... Guy turns him down. Scroll to ~ 1.18.30 for that.

https://vid.me/iCj8
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That dude is going to commit suicide when he finds or is sent this video. I mean how hard would it be to narrow down to a dominos pizza guy that looks like a total 'm'lady' that delivers around OSU and has been telling his friends for weeks about how a hot topless chick answered the door.
 
kosko

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She is a natural for the camera. She needs to do porn. Her dude is a goon with the shitty skills. You probably could of got her to do a porn for $200 bucks before this all came out, maybe less. Now though her ego will make her think she is worth a grand.
 
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kosko said:
She is a natural for the camera. She needs to do porn. Her dude is a goon with the shitty skills. You probably could of got her to do a porn for $200 bucks before this all came out, maybe less. Now though her ego will make her think she is worth a grand.
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Agreed - this girl has natural talent. Hot girls in porn are a dime a dozen, it's the way she uses it.
 
kaotic

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She'll be doing porn in no time dudes, just give it some time.

That fuck me face will end up being the 1000 cock stare, literally.

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That's the first solo cam video that's gotten me super hard in awhile (I rarely if not at all watch porn, I hate solos for some reason).
 
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