What would you do for 5 million dollars?

[soup]

If someone told me they would give me a large sum of money to do something humiliating and self deprecating then I would not trust them to follow through.

If it was guaranteed, however, then I'm sure I'd do something but I do have limits.

Would you take it up the ass by Mandingo for a night?

Would you stick some hot chilli powder on a cotton bud down your jap's eye?

Would you toss off and suck off 5 guys at once?

Assuming you'd get away with it, would you kill your parents?

Assuming you'd get away with it, would you kill an innocent child?

Come on, throw some more extreme ideas around to make it more interesting. Anyone would suck a dick or have their little toe cut off for $5 million.

Kill your parents or an innocent child? I'm betting that this thread gets locked up soon.

 

[Kingsley Davis]

If someone told me they would give me a large sum of money to do something humiliating and self deprecating then I would not trust them to follow through.

If it was guaranteed, however, then I'm sure I'd do something but I do have limits.

Would you take it up the ass by Mandingo for a night?

Would you stick some hot chilli powder on a cotton bud down your jap's eye?

Would you toss off and suck off 5 guys at once?

Assuming you'd get away with it, would you kill your parents?

Assuming you'd get away with it, would you kill an innocent child?

Come on, throw some more extreme ideas around to make it more interesting. Anyone would suck a dick or have their little toe cut off for $5 million.

Kill your parents or an innocent child? I'm betting that this thread gets locked up soon.

Both.:monkey:

 

[WanderingSoul]

I'd bang any one of these ladyboys.

 

[Beyond Borders]

I couldn't trade my dignity for money.

If your dignity is for sale, well, it's not really dignity, is it?

 

[Dusty]

Eat Lindy West's asshole?

hshit:

 

[Nemencine]

Being locked in a single room (like "old boy" movie) for a full year.

Actively working on FOX news network with Hannity for a full year.

Living in a Big Brother-like house full of Jezebel's writers for a full year.

Living in North Korea for 6 months.

Living in the Siberian desert with absolute minimal survival equipment for a full year.

Marooned at Sea for a full 6 months on a lifeboat.

Not taking a shower for a full year.

No sex, no fapping for a full year.

Wearing ed hardy t shirts everyday, everywhere for a full year.

 

[Nascimento]

Go the next 2 years of your life without sex and somehow not being able to jerk off.

Wake up to a unsnoozable rick roll for the rest of your life as your only alarm.

No food, only urine to drink for a week.

No shower, shave, grooming, deodorant, brushing or any cleaning products for a month while maintaining day to day activities.

To get the 5 mil, the only way is to walk towards it. Problem is is that it's 150 km away and you can't run because your heart somehow can't beat more than 100 BPM. Food and water are provided, you can stop to sleep. No music or entertainment allowed during the walk.

Lose your main hand.

Be blind in one eye.

Shave eyebrows everyday for a year, no eyebrow shadow.

Everytime you get a boner in public you must spontaneously announce it loud enough to capture the attention of at least 2 people for the rest of your life.

I'm out of ideas for now.

 

[Architekt]

Go the next 2 years of your life without sex and somehow not being able to jerk off.

Wake up to a unsnoozable rick roll for the rest of your life as your only alarm.

No food, only urine to drink for a week.

No shower, shave, grooming, deodorant, brushing or any cleaning products for a month while maintaining day to day activities.

To get the 5 mil, the only way is to walk towards it. Problem is is that it's 150 km away and you can't run because your heart somehow can't beat more than 100 BPM. Food and water are provided, you can stop to sleep. No music or entertainment allowed during the walk.

Lose your main hand.

Be blind in one eye.

Shave eyebrows everyday for a year, no eyebrow shadow.

Everytime you get a boner in public you must spontaneously announce it loud enough to capture the attention of at least 2 people for the rest of your life.

I'm out of ideas for now.

I just watched the first 40 minutes of Tropa de Elite.

Not so keen on the degredation/disfiguration front, but I'd be willing to do some physically demanding shit for $5m

 

[Malekhit]

I wouldn't do shit because I'm going to earn it myself.