Why are Americans circumcised?

[RIslander]

As an American from the Northeast everyone is circumcised. I never even knew parents didn't circumcise their children till I went to Mexico in college with a big group of friends and everyone went skinny dipping. There was a dude from Utah there... his shit looked like a deflated windsock.

 

[la bodhisattva]

Simply put, the prevalence of Jewish doctors in the field and the importance American society places on appeasing the aesthetic wishes of women. That one of the biggest defenses of a literal ancient practice of simulating menstruation within the symbolic marriage between Yahweh and the Jewish people is that no woman will like the look of it is possibly the greatest capitulation to hamster preferences in the last 80 years.

And it goes beyond circumcision to such an innocuous extent that many here probably don't even realize. Do you think Rogaine or Just for Men would exist if the wiles of women weren't constantly being catered to? What's more, these products are presented as innocent fixes to male insecurities. A vegetable grower can't advertise his produce because society will deem in "fat-shaming" to the plethora of obese, offended women while men are told they're defective for natural aging and not a word is said.

A Rogaine commercial essentially says, "Hey bald guy, you're ugly and less than because you're dealing with something out of your control. Here's a concoction of chemicals to make you a 'real' man who's worthy of female attention." It's not a coincidence that the "after" scenario always includes a good looking woman.

Imagine Victoria's Secret or a local plastic surgeon commercial featuring a dejected woman looking down at her sagging or small chest with a sales pitch saying she isn't desirable until she undergoes a procedure to make her more attractive to men... and her worth will never be filled until she does.

 

[bbgun]

Aesthetics. Uncut dicks look terrible and really turn off American women. Remember Elaine's little speech on Seinfeld?

 

[Papaya]

If youre caring what a chiquita thinks of your flaccid meat puppet, youre doing "it" wrong...

And by "it" I mean a lot of shit

 

[Horus]

Aesthetics. Uncut dicks look terrible and really turn off American women. Remember Elaine's little speech on Seinfeld?

If you ever hear a woman complain about the aesthetic appearance of foreskins, just counter by complaining about the appearance of many women's labial flaps, and mention that a labiaplasty is a quick and safe procedure to make their vaginas look more pleasing for men.

 

[Pride male]

Is there anything bad Jews aren't responsible for?

 

[Kona]

Is there anything bad Jews aren't responsible for?

What there isn't I blame on the white man.

Aloha!

 

[debeguiled]

Is there anything bad Jews aren't responsible for?

What there isn't I blame on the white man.

Aloha!

Agreed, fellow Polynesian.

 

[Max RNR]

I have not read this entire thread as I find the subject quite painful (insert frightened/shocked emoticon here), but when I asked my mom years ago about getting her boys cut she said it was for purposes of cleanliness -- which I could understand at the time since she was (and still is) a clean freak. Imagine all that ripe smegma and underwear dirt making your boys' penises infected and sore and then having to administer constant aid. Not a good look. Of course soap and water washing trained into the boys themselves to take care of their junk leads to other sin... so.

I have never had any complaints about my gear and have had a number of compliments about the look, feel, and shape of my cock over the long and hard (and very pleasurable) years.

 

[nomadbrah]

Women don't find uncut dicks ugly, that's some nonsense. Most of the world is uncut. If a woman says something like that, throw her out afterwards, she clearly has been infected with (((mind virus))).

 

[realologist]

I'm still confused why people are worried about another man's dick.

 

[la bodhisattva]

I'd look at it more as being concerned about a 2 hour old baby's penis. Women get retroactive consent rights after a guy doesn't call back or if she doesn't have six orgasms. The least we could do it wait to lop off the nerve endings of a boy before he can even open his eyes.

 

[Easy_C]

Is there anything bad Jews aren't responsible for?

Kinda see the point, but this particular topic is one where the act in question was literally invented by the Jews and only existed in their traditions for most of history.

 

[Caduceus]

Aesthetics. Uncut dicks look terrible and really turn off American women. Remember Elaine's little speech on Seinfeld?

The actors who played Elaine and Seinfeld, and most other people who made and starred on that show were Jewish.
Of course they would say that.

 

[Kona]

As an American from the Northeast everyone is circumcised. I never even knew parents didn't circumcise their children till I went to Mexico in college with a big group of friends and everyone went skinny dipping. There was a dude from Utah there... his shit looked like a deflated windsock.

Did it taste the same as the other ones?

hshit:

Aloha!

 

[dark_g]

Uncut and never had any health, infection or funk issues. Do you want to know why? It's because I WASH MY SHIT!!

 

[BlastbeatCasanova]

It’s an insane conspiracy that rarely anyone questions. It’s very profitable bc in the US insurance covers it, docs get paid usually around $100-125 for a 5 minute procedure...on millions of dicks per year. Do the math. In countries where insurance won’t cover it (Europe, Latin countries) it’s pretty much non-existent. After the procedure, the foreskin can be sold for harvesting stem cells (look it up). I’ve done a lot of research on it, I think it’s very fucked up. Didn’t realize how programmed people were about it until I brought it up to my parents (involved in medicinal careers) and they basically said “stfu, everyone does it.” I did a lot of research after this to have my arguments and data in order and it really pissed me off. No one asked me if I wanted my cock mutilated. Nature put the foreskin there for a reason, without it the head of penis gets rough and calcified resulting in less stimulation. Apologies if I come across as butthurt about my snipped dick (everything works fine, but still...) but I think it’s a massive unnecessary mutilation profit scheme, and go figure who profits the most ... ((()))

 

[RIslander]

As an American from the Northeast everyone is circumcised. I never even knew parents didn't circumcise their children till I went to Mexico in college with a big group of friends and everyone went skinny dipping. There was a dude from Utah there... his shit looked like a deflated windsock.

Did it taste the same as the other ones?

hshit:

Aloha!

(((wiseass)))

 

[Pride male]

Is there anything bad Jews aren't responsible for?

Kinda see the point, but this particular topic is one where the act in question was literally invented by the Jews and only existed in their traditions for most of history.

I thought that the ancient Egyptians came up with circumcision after a priest saw a snake remove its skin and thought it was cool since snakes were supposedly sacred.

 

[JackinMelbourne]

I find it interesting how all you JQ guys are focusing on the baby dick cutting part but completely ignoring the baby dick sucking part...

Something about sucking a baby dick to get at the genetically nutritious blood seems kind of... paedophilic. Is it? Or is it ok if it's a religious act? (Doesn't seem ok when the Catholic priests or Imams do it)