Why are Suits and Soup acting weird? (retitled)

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soup

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My point is that there is a reason we go out to get girls instead of just jerking off with our man hands.
 

Tex Pro

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commiejoe said:
Well.... ummm...
Gay guys give really good blowjobs. Really good, cause they know what other guys like, obviously. That's what I learned in my college days, circa '00-'04.

edit: Thinking back on it, maybe those were beta gay guys, so lonely that they would pay to get a taste of dick on their tongues.

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I'm pretty sure if push came to shove, all of us here have had at least one homosexual experience. Either early (like 11,12,13) or in college.

There's nothing wrong with it and i'd say most guys probably do it at least once. The metric for whether you like boys or not should be, "did you make a habit of it?"

I had a huge discussion with a gay friend last night. Itold him in the hierarchy of relationships, homosexual ones are at the bottom. It's stupid easy to get gay sex it isn't even funny. There's no hunt or thrill to it. Log onto Grindr, some dude in an hour is there.

I told him heterosexual encounters are not only harder, but a true gage of your value. Essentially, I gave him the same reasoning a girl would give to a beta male trying to have sex.

At soup, i've been noticing a lot of lady boys in Boston too. It's strange.
 

Bushido

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This thread is fucked up. I'm shaking my head at these posts.

Anyone else suspect some members' accounts might have been hacked by Homonymous?
 

Yatagan

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dreambig said:
This thread is fucked up. I'm shaking my head at these posts.

Anyone else suspect some members' accounts might have been hacked by Homonymous?

Either that or it's "coming out" week at RVF.
 

MidniteSpecial

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The gayest thing I ever did was jerk my self off in a room where my friend was jerking off at the same time. We were in seperated beds watching the movie species. We never made eye contact though. It was just a seperate mutual man jerk. Under the blankets. Nothing exposed. We never mentioned it to anyone or each other after that. It basically never happened.
 

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commiejoe said:
Well.... ummm...
Gay guys give really good blowjobs. Really good, cause they know what other guys like, obviously.
They will pay you, to let them blow you.
75 bucks, go in the bathroom, and if you throatfuck them hardcore style they'll give you more money.
Then go back out to the dance floor and use the post orgasm high to pick up chicks with ease. Less pressure, and more casual after emptying the balls.

That's what I learned in my college days, circa '00-'04. Not sure if it's going on these days.

edit: Thinking back on it, maybe those were beta gay guys, so lonely that they would pay to get a taste of dick on their tongues.

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Handsome Creepy Eel

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frenchie said:
I'm pretty sure if push came to shove, all of us here have had at least one homosexual experience. Either early (like 11,12,13) or in college.

There's nothing wrong with it and i'd say most guys probably do it at least once. The metric for whether you like boys or not should be, "did you make a habit of it?"

I have never done anything like that, but like you, I've always assumed that it was fairly common for male friends to at least once (either just two of them or in a group as some form of truth-or-dare/spin the bottle game) masturbate together ("together" = "in the same room", whether in sight of each other or not). I wouldn't call it "gay" at all and have always thought that a sizable minority (33%?) of straight men have done it at least once.

Receiving oral sex from a man, however, while also not necessarily making the person "gay", is shit on a whole another level. I could maybe imagine myself wanking to some secretly found porn together with a friend (again, when I was a horny teenager), but this... absolutely not. I can't imagine the mind-blowing level of awkwardness* after such a thing!

(* = I know we don't use that word here, but I had to)
 

The Beast1

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Handsome Creepy Eel said:
frenchie said:
I'm pretty sure if push came to shove, all of us here have had at least one homosexual experience. Either early (like 11,12,13) or in college.

There's nothing wrong with it and i'd say most guys probably do it at least once. The metric for whether you like boys or not should be, "did you make a habit of it?"

I have never done anything like that, but like you, I've always assumed that it was fairly common for male friends to at least once (either just two of them or in a group as some form of truth-or-dare/spin the bottle game) masturbate together ("together" = "in the same room", whether in sight of each other or not). I wouldn't call it "gay" at all and have always thought that a sizable minority (33%?) of straight men have done it at least once.

Receiving oral sex from a man, however, while also not necessarily making the person "gay", is shit on a whole another level. I could maybe imagine myself wanking to some secretly found porn together with a friend (again, when I was a horny teenager), but this... absolutely not. I can't imagine the mind-blowing level of awkwardness* after such a thing!

(* = I know we don't use that word here, but I had to)

Meh, might as well tell my story.

I fooled around with another guy when i was 13 he was 12. We were close buds and both super horny. Yeah there was some oral. Didn't make out, it was more "lets get off" type of deal. It didn't seem awkward at the end and we continued being friends for a few more years and grew apart.

Y'all can judge me for it. I don't really care. I didn't get the same thing out it that i do when i screw around with a girl.

Oh he's gay now too :p i'm assuming i was his first guy haha.

I work in publishing and am surrounded by gays and lesbians. Gay guys tend to act very submissive around me. Even the more bearish ones. It's strange, but they react the same way women do when you throw the death stare.
 

svenski7

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commiejoe said:
Well.... ummm...
Gay guys give really good blowjobs. Really good, cause they know what other guys like, obviously.
They will pay you, to let them blow you.
75 bucks, go in the bathroom, and if you throatfuck them hardcore style they'll give you more money.
Then go back out to the dance floor and use the post orgasm high to pick up chicks with ease. Less pressure, and more casual after emptying the balls.

That's what I learned in my college days, circa '00-'04. Not sure if it's going on these days.

edit: Thinking back on it, maybe those were beta gay guys, so lonely that they would pay to get a taste of dick on their tongues.


 
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