Why are Suits and Soup acting weird? (retitled)

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Oh come on. Are we doing the male variant of slut shaming now? They're not women to be permanently affected by some drunk shit they did 10, 20 or 30 years ago. I've never done anything like the examples here, but I don't feel any aversion towards the people who did. It's not like the presumed "gayness" from decades ago is going to rub off on me like a disease.

 

[kbell]

First there is denial Eel. Than is becomes full blown gayness

 

[soup]

All joking and trolling aside..

If you are unsure about whether you are gay or straight, here's how to tell:

Does the mere thought of having any kind of sexual interaction with a man repulse you?

If the answer is yes, then you are straight. If you aren't grossed out by that, then you are either latently homosexual or out of the closet flaming. I don't think there is a grey area.

I literally get pings of nausea and find myself wincing when if I try to think about what that would be like.

I can't even be near another naked man or I start to get an unsettled feeling or outright angry or aggressive.

I double teamed a chick with my wing a couple of years ago, and it was too much for me, so I had us take turns with her. I went first of course, and when I finished fucking her I kicked them both out of my house. Just thinking about that situation makes me a little uneasy/sick feeling. I was on a berserk race to round out my notch-count by the end of the year, so I wasn't going to leave any opportunity to get pussy untouched.

All that said, it is somewhat common knowledge that a lot of gay guys are able manipulate women with much greater facility than the majority of straight men. Heartiste has written a lot about this, and I've witnessed it. As strange as it may sound to a lot of guys on here, gay guys might actually have good contributions to make as far as advice for gaming women goes.

No pun intended, but I've had my ass handed to me by gay guys who have stolen the show while I was in set with girls. The homos were just expressing far more charisma than I was at the time, and the girls left to go dancing with them.

 

[Screwston]

My list of "members not to meetup with" has grown a lot longer.

Yeah no shit. Blackglasses is another one who admitted to letting Craigslist guys do stuff to him for cash.

No frenchie, speak for yourself. I've never heard of straight guys having at least one gay experience. You did say gays always hit on you and that you've never been in a fight so maybe the forum isn't for you...

 

[cardguy]

Ha ha

I'm tots :gay: :heart:

But no, seriously, I posted that anal thing thing because of all this gender bending stuff thats come up after the short hair thing went viral. I've been seeing a lot of trannies on okc lately. It's really annoying.

So I've been looking for ways to be able to spot them. Then it got me thinking about the difference between guys and girls assholes. It's disgusting I know- I have a purlie mind.

It's fucked up to think that it would be the same. And it got me thinking about what is at the heart of all this stuff and game. If you were blindfolded and couldn't tell what gender asshole or mouth you were fucking.. I see that as a problem.

If the physical is irrelevant, than sex is essentially about dominance and submission I think. Not promoting gay sex here, but just pointing out that there's this underlying thing going on in almost any kind of relationship.

Ok .. Again, sorry for the nasty thread. Yes, I had a little too much to drink last night when I posted that.

In Ancient Greece - people didn't think in terms of being gay or straight.

People thought in terms of domination and submission. Whether you were dominating a man or a woman in sex didn't matter. The only thing that seemed to matter was that you be the dominant one. Since being the submissive one was considered less powerful.

 

[MidniteSpecial]

Thank god we don't live in Ancient Greece. Some of you would get man raped on the daily.

A lot of girls I fucked tell me how there ex used to like it when they fingered there buttholes and that they were glad I didn't like that. Weirded me out a little.

 

[Meadowlark]

The gayest thing I ever did was jerk my self off in a room where my friend was jerking off at the same time. We were in seperated beds watching the movie species. We never made eye contact though. It was just a seperate mutual man jerk. Under the blankets. Nothing exposed. We never mentioned it to anyone or each other after that. It basically never happened.

I never saw species, there's something to jerk off to?

 

[Akula]

When it comes time to break out the 2014 Rooshies, I will nominate this thread for "Thread with Most Unexpected Turn".

Seriously. The horror....the horror....

thread really freaking me out and not in a good way!!

 

[LeightonBlackstock]

Some of the posts here remind me of when I was five years old:

I used to love the Power Rangers.

I had all the toys, a Power Rangers costume and The Power Rangers album.

I used to play it every night. I sang along with the lyrics: "We'll be there when the times are bad"

I used to believe it. I believed it all. I thought they were real and I thought I'd be saved.

But then my sister told me they weren't real. It was all a lie. A damn lie! :-(

This is an equally sad day for RooshVForum :-(

 

[Screwston]

I take it back frenchie. I fell for your trolling. Master troll.

 

[Kickb]

The gayest thing I ever did was jerk my self off in a room where my friend was jerking off at the same time. We were in seperated beds watching the movie species. We never made eye contact though. It was just a seperate mutual man jerk. Under the blankets. Nothing exposed. We never mentioned it to anyone or each other after that. It basically never happened.

I never saw species, there's something to jerk off to?

if you're into this kind of thing..

:s

 

[Moma]

The gayest thing I ever did was jerk my self off in a room where my friend was jerking off at the same time. We were in seperated beds watching the movie species. We never made eye contact though. It was just a seperate mutual man jerk. Under the blankets. Nothing exposed. We never mentioned it to anyone or each other after that. It basically never happened.

Isn't species an alien film? And why were you both jerking off? Was this is in America??

 

[The Beast1]

My list of "members not to meetup with" has grown a lot longer.

Yeah no shit. Blackglasses is another one who admitted to letting Craigslist guys do stuff to him for cash.

No frenchie, speak for yourself. I've never heard of straight guys having at least one gay experience. You did say gays always hit on you and that you've never been in a fight so maybe the forum isn't for you...

Not trolling bud, anecdotally a few of my close friends said they did something along those lines. It's really something i don't talk about and try and burry. The thought of the whole thing today kinda makes me gag. I was a strange kid growing up lacking a lot of guidance.

Meh, i've slept with enough girls and i know what i like. I have an excellent frame that attracts women (and unfortunately gay men) easily. I'm pretty certain that means i'm good looking with an interesting personality. My past for better and worse led me to this point. I wouldn't trade any of my experiences for anything else.

Time to leave this thread.

Oh and lzolzolzolzolzolzolzozlozl

 

[Jackreacher]

Now I know why the military implemented the policy "Don't ask, don't tell"

 

[Merenguero]

This thread created a new breed of troll, "the purporting to be gay troll."

 

[Days of Broken Arrows]

I'm pretty sure if push came to shove, all of us here have had at least one homosexual experience. Either early (like 11,12,13) or in college.

There's nothing wrong with it and i'd say most guys probably do it at least once. The metric for whether you like boys or not should be, "did you make a habit of it?"

I have never done anything like that, but like you, I've always assumed that it was fairly common for male friends to at least once (either just two of them or in a group as some form of truth-or-dare/spin the bottle game) masturbate together ("together" = "in the same room", whether in sight of each other or not). I wouldn't call it "gay" at all and have always thought that a sizable minority (33%?) of straight men have done it at least once.

Receiving oral sex from a man, however, while also not necessarily making the person "gay", is shit on a whole another level. I could maybe imagine myself wanking to some secretly found porn together with a friend (again, when I was a horny teenager), but this... absolutely not. I can't imagine the mind-blowing level of awkwardness* after such a thing!

(* = I know we don't use that word here, but I had to)

I couldn't ever do this either. Some of us aren't cut out for it. Hell, I find a lot of women turn me off, much less attempting to find a guy attractive.

I think the kind of guy that gets with other guys is also the kind about who we say "Oh, he'll fuck anything" when it comes to women. Some people have little discretion and just need a warm body.

So it makes sense most of us can't relate to this because we're all here for the opposite reason. We don't want fuck anything...hell we don't want to fuck "average" either. We want to learn how to consistently "punch above our weight" (to quote a line from "High Fidelity").

Truth be told, I don't even like to be hugged by unattractive women I used to work with, which sometimes happens when I bump into them. I've actually found a way to deflect this by saying "Sorry -- I have a cold...don't wanna get you sick!!"

 

[soup]

Broken, I'm like that with hugging fat or ugly girls too. It's a weird squeamishness. I think it is a sign if weakness. A confident guy won't be threatened in any way by an unattractive woman.

I think guys to rvf with different intentions and levels. Some guys are just have tribunal gettin laid with any girl. Some guys don't care so much about so long as they are getting the quantity they want. Some of us are on a quest to get with the hottest girls possible. This list could go on for a while.

 

[Comte De St. Germain]

Some masterful trolling done here to the point that I'm scared of trannies and creeped out in general.......no more please Q_Q no more......

 

[2Wycked]

Yeah, I didn't see any harm in it, luckily didn't catch any diseases from it.

Just some crazy shit from the wild days.

Had to make that last line my sig.

 

[Tail Gunner]

Time to leave this thread.

Time to leave this thread? After this experience, I'm not so sure I'm ever coming back to this folder.

This experience gives a whole new meaning to "Everything Else."