Why are Suits and Soup acting weird? (retitled)

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Teedub

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Interesting, was going to go after commiejoe for being very passive aggressive with me (and others) on one or two threads, but didn't as he's just been banned!
 
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Evgenius

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Well.... ummm...
Gay guys give really good blowjobs. Really good, cause they know what other guys like, obviously.
They will pay you, to let them blow you.
75 bucks, go in the bathroom, and if you throatfuck them hardcore style they'll give you more money.
Then go back out to the dance floor and use the post orgasm high to pick up chicks with ease. Less pressure, and more casual after emptying the balls.

That's what I learned in my college days, circa '00-'04. Not sure if it's going on these days.

edit: Thinking back on it, maybe those were beta gay guys, so lonely that they would pay to get a taste of dick on their tongues.
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MidniteSpecial

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You bros never saw species? There's a hot ass chic who plays the lead role. There's a sex scene where she's naked. It gave me a boner. When I was 16 I had boners all the time man. Yeah we were in America. On a ski trip in the poconos. Those were the days you'd jerk multiple times a day. The sex scene gave me a boner so I started jerking under the covers. Than I noticed out the corner of my eye he was jerking too. I minded my own business though. Still it was kind of weird but shit, young me had to get those nuts off. I wish sex scenes in movies still gave me boners.
 
Comte De St. Germain

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Commie had some solid game tips. Kind of sad to see him go despite the gay shit. Then again, game was developed because we don't want to get involved with prostitutes as well as having the ability to pick up any worthwhile chick we see.
 

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Statsi

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Pretty crazy thread. I'm not one so try and control other guys, if hitting up dudes works for you then power to you I guess.
 
Handsome Creepy Eel

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This situation reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite movies, "Parada". It's about the organisation of the Gay Pride in Belgrade, and this is the scene where a gay dude (Radmilo) tries to enlist the help of the protagonist (Lemon), a very macho owner of a Judo club and private security agency.



Radmilo: "I'd like to talk to you in private."
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Lemon: "... allright. Everyone else get out."
Lemon's friend: "Dude, don't."
Lemon: "What, you're afraid he's going to fuck me? Come on, everyone out!"
(everyone exits)
Lemon: "Promise you won't?"
Radmilo: "I won't if you behave politely."
 
MidniteSpecial

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One of the toughest guys in my hood was gay. Or bi whatever. His name was tatanka he used to rape dudes. Everyone was relieved when he went to jail.
 
The Lizard of Oz

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@Merenguero, there's a certain color pattern to what they're wearing, lol.

These three sluts are a sight for sore eyes.

Bonus discussion topic: rank them in order from 1 to 3.
 
Yatagan

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The Lizard of Oz said:
@Merenguero, there's a certain color pattern to what they're wearing, lol.

These three sluts are a sight for sore eyes.

Bonus discussion topic: rank them in order from 1 to 3.
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1. Blue
2. Red
3. Green
 
The Lizard of Oz

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@AB, LOL, faces, legs, skin, the whole deal. Their racks are not all the same either.

I'm serious, I think it's an interesting ranking question. I'd bet that all six orderings are pretty well represented among different guys.

My personal ranking is Red, Green, Blue. Blue seems to have a visible tat on the left leg which counts heavily against her in my calculations.
 
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