Why are Suits and Soup acting weird? (retitled)

[soup]

I'm saying there's a difference between banging a girl with another guy and going to the gym. Swords aren't flying in the gym

 

[TheRookie]

Lol @ CommieJoe's post, 10/10 troll. Especially this:

edit: Thinking back on it, maybe those were beta gay guys, so lonely that they would pay to get a taste of dick on their tongues.

 

[Mekorig]

You bros never saw species? There's a hot ass chic who plays the lead role. There's a sex scene where she's naked. It gave me a boner. When I was 16 I had boners all the time man. Yeah we were in America. On a ski trip in the poconos. Those were the days you'd jerk multiple times a day. The sex scene gave me a boner so I started jerking under the covers. Than I noticed out the corner of my eye he was jerking too. I minded my own business though. Still it was kind of weird but shit, young me had to get those nuts off. I wish sex scenes in movies still gave me boners.

Species was an old Sci-Fi movie were her:

Becomes this:

 

[soup]

You bros never saw species? There's a hot ass chic who plays the lead role. There's a sex scene where she's naked. It gave me a boner. When I was 16 I had boners all the time man. Yeah we were in America. On a ski trip in the poconos. Those were the days you'd jerk multiple times a day. The sex scene gave me a boner so I started jerking under the covers. Than I noticed out the corner of my eye he was jerking too. I minded my own business though. Still it was kind of weird but shit, young me had to get those nuts off. I wish sex scenes in movies still gave me boners.

Species was an old Sci-Fi movie were her:

Becomes this:

Top photo = 2/10

 

[Suits]

You bros never saw species? There's a hot ass chic who plays the lead role. There's a sex scene where she's naked. It gave me a boner. When I was 16 I had boners all the time man. Yeah we were in America. On a ski trip in the poconos. Those were the days you'd jerk multiple times a day. The sex scene gave me a boner so I started jerking under the covers. Than I noticed out the corner of my eye he was jerking too. I minded my own business though. Still it was kind of weird but shit, young me had to get those nuts off. I wish sex scenes in movies still gave me boners.

Species was an old Sci-Fi movie were her:

Becomes this:

Top photo = 2/10

Bottom photo = 7.5/10.

WB, iron lady.

 

[soup]

You bros never saw species? There's a hot ass chic who plays the lead role. There's a sex scene where she's naked. It gave me a boner. When I was 16 I had boners all the time man. Yeah we were in America. On a ski trip in the poconos. Those were the days you'd jerk multiple times a day. The sex scene gave me a boner so I started jerking under the covers. Than I noticed out the corner of my eye he was jerking too. I minded my own business though. Still it was kind of weird but shit, young me had to get those nuts off. I wish sex scenes in movies still gave me boners.

Species was an old Sci-Fi movie were her:

Becomes this:

Top photo = 2/10

Bottom photo = 7.5/10.

WB, iron lady.

Dude- maybe we are acting weird

I actually get a lot of people saying that I look like Keanu.

 

[Suits]

Dude- maybe we are acting weird

Damn. I forgot which thread this was.

 

[Puck21]

All joking and trolling aside..

If you are unsure about whether you are gay or straight, here's how to tell:

Does the mere thought of having any kind of sexual interaction with a man repulse you?

If the answer is yes, then you are straight. If you aren't grossed out by that, then you are either latently homosexual or out of the closet flaming. I don't think there is a grey area.

I literally get pings of nausea and find myself wincing when if I try to think about what that would be like.

I can't even be near another naked man or I start to get an unsettled feeling or outright angry or aggressive.

Well. First of all, this guy, Kinsey, a very famous psychologist, thinks differently. Here is his test: http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

Simply the existence of bisexuals proves that you are wrong.

There are people like you who are disgusted by the thought of being with a man, there are people who can think of it comfortably but would never do it because of the weirdness, there are people who would be interested in it, there are people who do both, and there are people who exclusively fuck men. This is what this scale and questionnaire show. There is no such thing as straight and gay.
What about girls? Does your test also apply to them? Are they gay if they are not disgusted by the thought of being with a girl? Well then I guess there are more gay girls then straight ones.

 

[soup]

No such thing as straight and gay? Is there such thing as :troll:?

If you aren't grossed out by the idea of having sex with another man then you are a homo.

 

[blkgatsby]

For what it's worth, there's an opposite correlation between what you project, and what you actually are. Some of the loudest anti homo guys are gay, some white supremacists have a secret fetish for interracial porn, etc.

That said are you doing this to "vanquish" any homo-erotic thoughts Soup?


EDIT: Upon further review…some of you guys are some serious fags. I'm out.

 

[soup]

No I have negative visceral responses to the idea of gay sex. I've always had that.

Careful what you say man, you are also implying that a lot of people here are gay.

 

[Dr. Howard]

For what it's worth, there's an opposite correlation between what you project, and what you actually are. Some of the loudest anti homo guys are gay, some white supremacists have a secret fetish for interracial porn, etc.

That said are you doing this to "vanquish" any homo-erotic thoughts Soup?


EDIT: Upon further review…some of you guys are some serious fags. I'm out.

well, at least you'll get on the wall if you're banned...just made it to 200. I agree with the idea of projection or over the top criticizing something something to provide public distance.

My favorite example, which I have told elsewhere brings me back to late high school. Junior league hockey players being over the top homophobic and then having weird locker room practices like circle jerking or everyone finishing on a piece of bread an making a rookie eat it or initiation sodomy.

As for the sliding scale of gay..no. I believe there is a line, once crossed allows the label to be applied...before crossing that line there is plenty of stuff that can just be labelled as 'weird'.

As for women, the definition of what is gay for them is only based on what their friends think. Tomorrow if Beiber tweeted that girls should be ashamed of kissing other girls it would stop until some other girl celebrity kissed another girl celebrity again the next day, making it cool again.

 

[Cr33pin]

I make gay jokes all day everyday with my bros... I'm in some group chats with other RooshV members and all we do is make gay jokes and share pics of girls we are banging...

If your comfortable enough with your sexuality or a raging homosexual then gay jokes shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Endurance]

Lol I first saw this thread a couple days ago

Looks like its managed to somehow find its way back to the front page

Fantastic!

 

[The Beast1]

This was a fun thread

 

[Matsufubu]

Side note: if you don't want fatties hugging you, make sure to squeeze their back fat when they hug you. It reminds them of their failure, that you disapprove, and makes them feel like shit. They'll never try for the hug again. Anecdotal evidence, of course.

 

[wi30]

Damn it Cr33pin I forgot about this thread. This made me start 2016 by re-reading commiejoe's gay posts.

 

[Seamus]

I'm in some group chats with other RooshV members and all we do is make gay jokes and share pics of girls we are banging...

 

[Fortis]

Wow. Wtf did I just read.

 

[Paracelsus]

The Roosh V forum, ladies and gentlemen.